If Golf Is Racist, What Do "Country Club Republicans" Do At Country Clubs?

M2RB:  Neuroticfish

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time

Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left

But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa

Laurence O'Donnell has argued that talking about Obama playing "golf" is racist because golf is code for Tiger Woods, who in turn is code for black; thus, "golf" is the equivalent of the "n-word."  The incredibly stupid Marty Bashir agrees with him.

I assume that Dumb & Dumber would agree that "tennis" is also racist since Serena and Venus Williams play it and both are black.  Therefore, "tennis" must likewise be the equivalent of the "n-word."

This got me thinking about Progressives and how they have hurled the label "Country Club Republicans" around for decades and continue to do so.  If golf = "n-word" and tennis = "n-word," what, pray tell, do Progs think that "Country Club Republicans" do at country clubs?

It can't be hanging out in the kitchen because, as one of Laurence O'Donnell's guests told us, the use of the word "kitchen" in the same sentence with African-Americans is racist even if you are referring to a politician's "kitchen cabinet."

I doubt any Prog thinks that "Country Club Republicans" join country clubs to do lawn work because, as we have been told, "Country Club Republicans" hire illegal immigrants to do their gardens.

So, maybe, swimming?  But, most "Country Club Republicans" have their own pools at home and, besides, since the old stereotype of blacks is that they can't swim, "swimming" has to be a racist term, too.

So, what exactly are "racist Country Club Republicans" doing at country clubs since, due to their hideous racism, they would never play "black sports" like golf and tennis.  Right?  Isn't that what they are arguing?

Sooner or later, I expect to hear the Moonbats of MSNBC start screaming about "racist physics" or "racist statistics."  They are beginning to sound like the Nazis, who actually believed in Aryan Physics as opposed to Jüdische Physik like the modern theoretical work of Albert Einstein, as though physics was somehow influenced by skin colour or some other genetic make-up.

If you are interested in starting your Christmas or Hanukkah shopping early, might I suggest the new Ronco© Racist Appliance Detector?  It is a must-have in the new "post-racial" world, which we have learned actually means all-out racialism.  You will want to insure that the EPA Race Police do not arrest your friends and family for hate crimes when they come and inspect their appliances.

Now, if you aren't into racist dog-whistle double-secret decoder rings and tinfoil hats and want to see real racism, which will not be covered on MSNBC:

Ta da....

In West Hollywood...on an apartment building...next to a huge Obama "Hope" poster...

They're Coming To Take Me Away, Ha-haaa - Napoleon XIV

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees
And begged you not to leave
Because I'd go beserk

Well you left me anyhow
And then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone
Completely out of my mind

And they're coming to take me away ha-haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

You thought it was a joke
And so you laughed
You laughed when I said
That losing you would make me flip my lid

Right? You know you laughed
I heard you laugh. You laughed
You laughed and laughed and then you left

But now you know I'm utterly mad

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ho ho hee hee ha haaa

To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa

I cooked your food
I cleaned your house
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish, loving deeds

Ha! Well you just wait
They'll find you yet and when they do
They'll put you in the A.S.P.C.A.
You mangy mutt

And they're coming to take me away ha haaa
They're coming to take me away ha haaa ho ho hee hee
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see those nice young men
In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away

To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds
And basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to take me away ha haaa!