OBAMA
IS JUST THE LATEST, BIGGEST, LONGEST-LASTING HAEMORRHOID ON THE ASSHOLE THAT IS
THE AMERICAN LEFT!
I am not a Trumper. I am a Cruzer. I loathe today Rubio as much as I did the day he stepped up in front of a microphone with his curious, never-ceasing sweat forming the word 'SUCKER' across his forehead to announce the Gang of 8 bill...with the evil and villainy of the Democrats and Republican Establishment represented in stark relief by the blood running from the fangs of Senators Insane McVain and Miss Lindzay Grahamesty and the try-as-he-might-conceal-it: the dancing gleam in the beady eyes of Fuck You Schmuck-Schumer.
Vote for whom you choose, but, please allow me to get you prepared for your mission...
A voice on a speaker shouts: ATTENTION!
Lights darken.
Curtains come down.
A big General covered with Fruit Salad (no, not Ben Carson's Fruit Salad) strides across the stage until he stops in the centre. With the precision of a life-long soldier, the Four-Star performs and exact Left Turn...the clinks and thuds of his heavy, black boots echo throughout the empty hangar that has been requisition for this, the first truly important day of the 2016 Presidential Election, an election that will determine the future of our country.
'At ease!', our General commands for he plans to impart some serious knowledge into craniums of knowledge and intellect, heads hardened with experience via the school of Hard Knocks, and skulls full of mush, who are used to taking orders, which is the way it is supposed to be on a battlefield, but no so much when it comes to picking the next CinC.
He begins...
'Old tribal loyalties must be pushed aside.
Old, tired, and failed ideologies must finally be shredded in all of their guts and blood. Defeat is not enough. For defeat only insures that they will arise from the imagined dead to wreak havoc, enslave hundreds of millions to hunger, thirst, misery, slavery, oppression, and persecution, and, finally and not unexpectedly, another round of genocidal war leading to mountains of corpses of those deemed not worthy of life by the ruling classes.
Post-Modern ways of thinking must join their brothers - Communism; Syndicalism; Fascism; Nazism; Socialism; the Divine Right of Kings; Peronism – ON THE ASH HEAP OF HISTORY.
He begins...
'Old tribal loyalties must be pushed aside.
Old, tired, and failed ideologies must finally be shredded in all of their guts and blood. Defeat is not enough. For defeat only insures that they will arise from the imagined dead to wreak havoc, enslave hundreds of millions to hunger, thirst, misery, slavery, oppression, and persecution, and, finally and not unexpectedly, another round of genocidal war leading to mountains of corpses of those deemed not worthy of life by the ruling classes.
Post-Modern ways of thinking must join their brothers - Communism; Syndicalism; Fascism; Nazism; Socialism; the Divine Right of Kings; Peronism – ON THE ASH HEAP OF HISTORY.
Further, Democratic Socialism, Transnationalism, Internationalism, Theocracy, Caliphatic Shari’ah, Authoritarianism, Totalitarianism, Absolutism, Global Domination by the few of the many must also join them on that great ash heap of infamy.
The pleasurable desire to seek revenge is a myth.
Trust me, even destroying the object of your hate does not abate it; instead, it remains. Further, because revenge is cyclical, it never ends. You kill your enemy in revenge. His son kills you in revenge. Your son kills his son in revenge. Rinse. Lather. Repeat the War of the Roses.
Revenge is personal. Whatever happens, you carry it with you always. It’s emotion.
In all honesty, unless moored in our Constitution, revenge will just be returned in kind to be returned in kind, ad infinitum.
Instead of revenge, fight for the good, the right, and the truth.
In this time of nuclear weaponry, Islamic Jihad, and a President and Administration that believes its three most important priorities are:
1. Fundamentally transform the United States so that it is no longer exceptional in any way.
2. Stop meddling in the affairs of other countries, except if those countries are Western and, especially, if one of those is Israel. Befriend our enemies and defriend our allies. End Bush’s wars at all costs…even if what follows is even worse. Avoid all wars even on a scale of rape, carnage, destruction, dislocation, genocide, mass migration, and massive destabilisation to entire continents not seen since World War II.
3. Promote Tolerance (one way), Inclusiveness (one-way), Diversity (LaJoshevanne is wearing Lady Gaga’s MultiKulti Coat of Many Colours sewn by ‘monks’ in the ‘Order of Fang-Fu Ruan’ (an ancient Chinese doctor who studied homosexuality) located on the Isle of Libros (where Ruan’s books should be read to best become ‘enlightened’) and sharing a box of GOOP’s organic Kimchi & Grilled Chicken Nori Wraps with Lena Dunham, Michael Moore, Mikey Weinstein, John Kerry, BlackLivesMatter, Dan Savage, Melissa Click, and others.
They are tolerant…as long as you agree with them.
They are inclusive…as long as you agree with them.
They are diverse…as long as you agree with them.
Otherwise, the blood of Herbert Marcuse drips from their politically-correct fangs. They subscribe to Marcuse’s idea of ‘Repressive Tolerance.’ In Repressive Tolerance, Marcuse argued that it is possible for capitalist democracies to have aspects of totalitarianism. ‘Genuine tolerance’, Marcuse argued, ‘does not permit support for ‘repression’ since doing so would only insure that voices at the margins remain there…unheard. He averred that tolerance of ‘repressive speech’ is not really authentic because it merely pays lip-service to the marginalised.
Per Marcuse, ‘Surely, no government can be expected to foster its own subversion, but in a democracy such a right is vested in the people (i.e. in the majority of the people). This means that the ways should not be blocked on which a subversive majority could develop, and if they are blocked by organised repression and indoctrination, their reopening may require apparently undemocratic means. They would include the withdrawal of toleration of speech and assembly from groups and movements which promote aggressive policies, armament, chauvinism, discrimination on the grounds of race and religion, or which oppose the extension of public services, social security, medical care, etc.’
To protect the marginalised – and, in his mind they are always going to be found on the Left – we must tolerate their speech while repressing the speech of others. By doing so, can we only have ‘tolerance’! What would he make of the poor, white lower middle and working classes that the Democrats decided to write off in 2011? Surely, Marcuse would see more marginalisation amongst the poor whites in Appalachia than the moneyed blacks in New York or California? See The Future of the Obama Coalition by Progressive by Thomas B Edsall, author of the infamous putdown on white middle class voters who vote Republican, What’s The Matter With Kansas?, The New York Times, 27 November 2011.
Instead of tolerating everyone, he believed we must repress anyone expressing a right-wing opinion and, even more than that, repress ring-wing political parties, organisations (big and small), and movements. Per Marcuse, that kind of tolerance would be both enlightening and liberating. Got it? You would be both enlightened and liberated by hearing only one side of the story.
And, people actually wonder how Hitler could get millions to slaughter millions? And, some people still actually wonder whether Lenin, Stalin, Mussolini, Mao, the Khmer Rouge, Pol Pot, Fidel Castro, Raoul Castro, Hugo Chavez, Che Guevara, Osama bin Laden, Ahmed Izzet Pasha, Mehmed Talaat Pasha, Ismail Enver Pasha, Mohammed Atta, Abdallah Azzam, Ayman al-Zawahiri, Ahmad Shukeiri, Yahia Hammuda, Yasser Arafat, Mahmoud Abbas, the Grand Mufti of Jerusalem Amin al-Husseini, the Saudi Royal Family, the Iranian Revolution and the Grand Ayatollahs, the Bassars of Syria, Qadaffi, Idi Amin, etc, influenced ANYONE with their 24/7 indoctrination???
According to Herbert Marcuse, ‘Liberating tolerance, then, would mean intolerance against movements from the Right and toleration of movements from the Left.’
‘Cuz, like, um, ya, know, huh, THE LEFT HAS NEVER BEEN RESPONSIBLE FOR ONE SINGLE DEATH…NOT A SINGLE ONE…
Mishmashing our last two Liberal CinCs in a way that that little coward, Marcuse would love, let me show you what this piece of shit we now have in the Oval Office would love to tell you little people in your unwashed masses:
‘Now, The Left has to go back to ferreting out Enemies of the State. And I was up until pretty late last night with my peeps. Remember when I said, ‘We need a civilian national security force that’s just as powerful, just as strong, just as well-funded’?
Well, thanks to the efforts of my frenemy Bill, who likes to think he was the First Black President and loves to take over my press conferences (Ha, Bubba prolly don’t know that I used my WayWizKhalifaBack Machine! I’m channeling him in his waggy finger ‘I did not sleep with that woman’ presser!’ Gotts to luvs me. Dat white boy shure sit stupid!) and Me, um, Myself, eh, and , er, I, it was soooo easy to ensure thatBlack Lives MatterMY Civilian National Security Force was MORE powerful, MORE strong, and MORE well-funded than our military and police. Wes just hollowed out the military. If we show everyone that we won’t fight anymore, the world will be so much more peaceful.
Anyhoo-hoo-hoo, my little CNSF kept me up late last night as they were put through their drills by Bey, Jay, Kanye, and the BLM leadership. While I resisted, they made me put on a uniform and sit in a gilded chair. The FLOTUS was supposed to remain next to me, but between the music, the ‘fro, the cammos, and the two fully-loaded bandoliers across her chess. While I was thinking ‘X’ marks the spot, Michelle gots her Malcolm on.
So, as you can see, while you were sleeping, I was hard at work making sure that you are kept safe and that your children grow up in a fairer, more tolerant, more diverse, more inclusive America. While you may not leave them better off financially, securely, and safer in a country ruled by the law, not men…like your parents left you.
You will leave them in a country where they know their place.
They will know that they can only succeed if we all succeed.
They will know that they can only enjoy economic security if we all enjoy economic security.
They will know that they can only enjoy job security if we all enjoy job security.
They will know that they can enjoy education opportunities if we all enjoy education opportunities. They will know that no matter how much they work, how much faster they run, how much better they create, how much better they sing or make music, how much better they create the newest breakthroughs in medicine, science, maths, technologies, etc, they will know that they are neither better than anyone else, including the man who killed 5 cops, or are they entitled to any higher reward than the man who swept up after them or the woman that made their coffee.
They will know that they are nothing…just like those wallowing around in the mud with their half-empty bottle of rot-gut gin.
They will know that there is only one way to achieve fame and fortune…or just compensation for their extraordinary efforts.
They will know the answer because there is only one: Join us. Come with us. With us, not only is there ideology and Party. No, my dear, Americans. Just as in each and every fascist, socialist, democratic socialist, communist, authoritarian, internationalist, transnationalist, totalitarian and/or global regime, there is a DACHA CLASS!!!
But I want to say one thing to the American people. I want you to listen to me. I'm going to say this again: I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky, EITHER. As your future President, Mrs Hillary Clinton will tell you, I never told anybody to lie, not a single time; never.
These allegations about me wanting to blame America for every evil in the world, fundamentally transform this country, claiming that I told you that you could keep your doctor & save $2500 a year, ever thought that ISIS was a JV-team, thought Mitt Romney’s claims about Russia, Syria, Mali, Iraq, and Iran were bullocks, said that Iran was just a ‘tiny country’, and don’t believe that George W Bush is why we can’t have nice things are ALL really, really false. And, now, I need to go back to war on the American people. Thank you.’
Men! (Looks down sheepishly…if Patton is even capable of doing sheepishly).
Ladies and Gentlemen!
(Hoots from the audience. In the back corner, a very prim and stern US Army Officer of Diversity, Tolerance & Inclusiveness is peering through her bottle glasses as she scribbles on a form in mucho, mucho, mucho x-plicates. Damn, that girl needs some Botox between the brows and around her mouth. Poor soul, I bet The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pantsuits never told her that frowns and angro-pensive looks are likely to cause more wrinkles!)
THAT (turning and pointing to a picture of Obama) is just the latest, biggest, longest-lasting haemorrhoid on the asshole that is the American Left!
We have fucked up people leading this country.
The people in the White House?
They are fucked up.
The people in Congress?
They are fucked up.
The people on the Supreme Court?
They are fucked up.
The people in the Fourth Branch of Government: the Bureaucracy?
They are fucked up with seniority, benefits, pensions, and nearly can’t be fired.
The people in the Military?
The Brass that are there now are total ass-kissing tools.
Obama fired anyone that dared not believe that:
1) Global warming was the greatest threat facing the United States.
Global Islamic terrorism and unsustainable debts ($19 trillion) and obligations ($212 trillion) are way down on the threat assessment list.
2) Islam has nothing whatsoever to do with terrorism – and Hillary agrees.
3) Americans can be executed without due process.
4) Christians, some Jews, Catholics, etc, are no less violent than Hezbollah, Hamas, and the Palestinians. (Got the proof, too)
5) Much more, but one more will suffice: Gitmo: Yes or No? Yes = Gone.
With people that hate this country, its Founding, and a great many of its citizens, we cannot afford to wait for the fight to come to us. You need to understand that. This political correctness stuff is a bunch of crap. This generation is so god-damned spoiled and lazy that they wouldn’t know a real threat to their freedom until it interrupted the power source to their XBox and killed a half a million people. “The complacency of fools will destroy them.” That’s written in the Bible.
My God, I really wonder where we’d be today if some of our current members of Congress were residing during World War II. I think that we’d all be speaking German right now and the world would have a severe shortage of Jews. These people like Harry Reid. That son of a bitch is like a man in combat who won’t provide you the cover of fire that you ask for so you end up getting your god-damned head blown off! People like him don’t know anything more about the process of defending modern freedom than they do about fornicating.
Keep moving. We’ll win this war, but we’ll win it only by fighting and by showing Progressives that we’ve got more guts than they have; or ever will have. We’re not going to just shoot the sons-of-bitches, we’re going to rip out their living, god-damned guts and use them to fuel our big-assed SUVs.
The Progressives have got their hot chocolate swilling Pajama Boys and Lumbersexuals (they like the beards and lumberjack shirts, but look at their smooth hands.) They are better off giving Mani-Pedis in The Village. Put a cord of wood in front of them and a saw in their hands. They’d tuck tail and run faster than Pajama Boy could froth up their Hot Cocoas.
Ben Franklin said anyone who would trade a little liberty for some security deserves neither. He was right. Pajama Boy and Lumbersexual are fine with giving up liberty if the ‘Gots da feelz’ they are safe.
OK. That’s just part of it. The truth is THEY ARE JUST BIG, FAT PUSSIES….THAT HAVE BEEN LEFT IN THE BOOT WITH A BLOCK OF MUENSTER IN AUGUST. (I didn’t want any of you to ask: What’s wrong with that?)
If an elderly woman was jumped by a robber as she was leaving Wal-Mart in NYC, Pajama Boy would wipe the brow of the robber as he beat the woman and Lumbersexual would hold his jacket and any of the recovered swag until the perp had finished beating the lady to a bloody pulp. After the robber leaves, the two Obamabois MIGHT work up the courage to call the police.
On the other hand, if I were leaving a certain Wal-Mart in Texas, had left my undocumented Americans at home, and the same thing happened to me, I have no doubt that an annoying, little twerp packing a big ass gun would come out of the store and start shooting. Something tells me the robber wouldn’t be the only one dead.
As a country, we are tired of ‘This is the new normal!’
Who cares? It sucks.
You know what else sucks? ‘Abort the mission’ or ‘Hold the position’ in war.
I don't want to get any messages saying, “I am holding my position.” We are not holding a god-damned thing. Let the Progressives do that. We are advancing constantly and we are not interested in holding onto anything, except the enemy’s balls. We are going to twist his balls and kick the living shit out of him all of the time. Our basic plan of operation is to advance and to keep on advancing regardless of whether we have to go over, under, or through the enemy. We are going to go through him like crap through a goose . . .
I want you to knock on doors. Ring up everyone that you know. Get in people’s faces. Bring bazookas to knife fights. Register people to vote against Progressives and their team of merry henchmen, hacks, moonbats, EnviroNazis, HomoFascists, radicals, long beards, terrorist-sympathisers, and Blame America Firsters. Drive busloads of people to the polls.
Divorce your spouse if s/he intends to vote for higher taxes, higher energy bills, wealth redistribution, more debt monetisation, more currency devaluation, trillions more in debt, taxation without representation forced upon your future heirs, jailers of ‘blasphemers’ of progressive orthodoxy, defenders of barbarians, and for those that ‘love America so much that they want to fundamentally transform her.’
Disown your children, if they intend to vote for Progressives. They ‘care about the poor’? Well, good! Let them live amongst them and see how well government programmes help the poor! They can be foot soldiers in the War on Poverty. If they are typical of the Left, we will soon be hearing about ‘exit strategies’!
May God have mercy on my enemies because I won’t.
General George S. Patton, SoRo’s Rendition
