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03 December 2009

Obamacare: Do Not Resuscitate



Our betters in government have pinned the constitutionality of Obamacare on the Commerce Clause. No case law exists that supports the notion that Congress, through the Tax Clause, the Commerce Clause or Necessary and Proper Clause, can regulate INactivity.

When Obamacare was being debated, its advocates—including the president—sternly insisted that the mandate was not a tax.   In one memorable exchange, President Obama arrogantly chastised George Stephanopoulous for calling the fine assessed for failing to purchase health insurance pursuant to the individual mandate a “tax.” FN1 “George, the fact that you looked up Merriam's Dictionary, the definition of tax increase, indicates to me that you're stretching a little bit right now,” the president lectured, “Otherwise, you wouldn't have gone to the dictionary to check on the definition… My critics say everything is a tax increase.  My critics say that I'm taking over every sector of the economy.  You know that. Look, we can have a legitimate debate about whether or not we're going to have an individual mandate or not, but... I absolutely reject that notion (that the mandate penalty is a tax).”

Now, the government wants the I.R.C. Section 5000 - the health care penalty - penalty to be a tax.  It argues that the "penalty" is a mere excise tax levied by the Congress of the United States under its broad power of taxation conferred by Article I, Section 8 of the Constitution.  According to Bouvier's Law Dictionary, a tax is a pecuniary burden imposed for the support of the government.  The enforced proportional contributions of persons and property levied by the authority of the state for the support of the government and for all public needs. FN1

The Court, in City of New York v. Feiring, 313 U.S. 283 (1941), established a test to be utilised in making the determination of whether an assessment is a tax or a penalty has been described as a four-part test incorporating the following criteria:

(1) an involuntary pecuniary burden, regardless of name, laid upon individuals or property; and,

(2) imposed by, or under authority of the legislature; and,

(3) for public purposes, including the purposes of defraying expenses of government or undertakings authorised by it; and,

(4) under the police or taxing power of the state.

The individual mandate is NOT a tax. The Obama administration CANNOT make the argument that the FDR administration relied upon (Taxing and Spending powers) when it argued for the constitutionality of Social Security. In Helvering v. Davis, 301 U.S. 619 (1937), the Court said that Congress had the authority to tax income to provide for Social Security BECAUSE IT WAS A TAX PAID TO THE GOVERNMENT. Blue Cross/Blue Shield is not an arm of the Federal government; thus, paying premiums to it CANNOT be viewed as a form of taxation.

The other argument that the administration has made concerns that monetary sum one must pay in the event he fails to obtain insurance. Most would call it a penalty. The Obamacare legislation does not have the section on the “penalty” in the revenue-raising section. It is no referred to as a tax, but the administration is arguing that it is a tax. So, the Court will have to decide whether it is a tax or a penalty. Fortunately, the precedent is not on the government’s side.

As the Court noted in a somewhat different context, “a tax is an enforced contribution to provide for the support of the government; a penalty…is an exaction imposed by statute imposed for an unlawful act.” United States v. La Franca, 282 U.S. 568, 571 (1931).

As the Court explained as recently as 1996 in United States v. Reorganized CF&I Fabricators of Utah, Inc., et al., 518 U.S. 213 (1996) distinguishing between taxes and penalties, “a tax is a pecuniary burden laid upon individuals or property for the purpose of supporting the government.” In contrast, the Court went on to say that, “if the concept of penalty means anything, it means punishment for an unlawful act or omission, and a punishment for an unlawful omission.” The Court could not have been more clear in enunciating the difference between a tax and a penalty. It would be very difficult to arrive at a better example of a penalty than the fine imposed on Americans for failing to purchase mandated and government-approved health insurance.

The labeling of an exaction as a tax by Congress is not determinative of its character for all purposes. In New Jersey v. Anderson, 203 U.S. 483 (1906), the Court held that the name given to an exaction by the state legislature is not conclusive. 

To be a constitutional tax, a levy must be an excise tax, an income tax, or a proportional capitation tax.  The penalty is none of these.  An excise tax may be defined broadly as an inland tax (as opposed to a customs duty, etc.) on the production for sale, or sale, of specific goods, or narrowly as a tax on a good produced for sale, or sold, within the country.  An example would be a sales or VAT tax.  An income tax is based on, obviously, income.  It is not assessed based on activity or inactivity.   Finally, it is not a proportional capitation tax, which is an equal tax on all individuals.  A poll tax, for example, is a proportional capitation tax.  Even if the penalty was a tax, it would still violate the Constitution Article I, Section 9 because it would be an unapportioned capitation tax. FN3

Despite being labeled an excise tax by Congress, the penalty is unlike any existing excise tax because it applies to the failure to act by an individual. Existing failure-to-act excise taxes differ because they apply to entities which have chosen to partake in particular activities. The provision thus fails the historic requirements of an excise tax, namely that it apply to an activity, transaction, or the use of property. The tax also fails the traditional "pass-on" nature of excise taxes. If the Court were to approve it as a uniform excise tax, the direct tax apportionment requirement would be eviscerated. FN4

The Commerce Clause has been coupled with the Necessary and Proper Clause to provide a constitutional basis for a wide variety of Federal laws.  "The Congress shall have Power - To make all Laws which shall be necessary and proper for carrying into Execution the foregoing Powers, and all other Powers vested by this Constitution in the Government of the United States, or in any Department or Officer thereof." - Article I, Section 8, Clause 18.  Just because Congress has the power to enact measures that are necessary and proper to the execution of its power to regulate commerce – in the case of Obamacare, health care markets – that does not mean that Congress has the power to do anything and everything that, on the margin, facilitates or makes more efficient other federally enacted regulatory measures.  This argument is no less untenable if one takes seriously the notion that there are judicially enforceable limits on the federal government’s enumerated powers. FN3

In McCulloch v. Maryland, 17 U.S. 316 (1819), the Court held that, while the Constitution did not explicitly give permission to create a federal bank, it had the implied power to do so under the Necessary and Proper Clause in order to realise or fulfill its express taxing and spending powers. This fundamental case established the following two principles:

1. The Constitution grants to Congress implied powers for implementing the Constitution's express powers, in order to create a functional national government.

2. State action may not impede valid constitutional exercises of power by the Federal government.

"We admit, as all must admit, that the powers of the Government are limited, and that its limits are not to be transcended. But we think the sound construction of the Constitution must allow to the national legislature that discretion with respect to the means by which the powers it confers are to be carried into execution which will enable that body to perform the high duties assigned to it in the manner most beneficial to the people. Let the end be legitimate, let it be within the scope of the Constitution, and all means which are appropriate, which are plainly adapted to that end, which are not prohibited, but consistent with the letter and spirit of the Constitution, are constitutional," C.J. John Marshall, writing for the majority in McCulloch.

McCulloch does not stand for the proposition that Congress has plenary power over citizens and the several states nor has its powers been granted to a body in absolute terms, with no review of, or limitations upon, the exercise of the power. "Should Congress, in the execution of its powers, adopt measures which are prohibited by the Constitution, or should Congress, under the pretext of executing its powers, pass laws for the accomplishment of objects not entrusted to the Government, it would become the painful duty of this tribunal, should a case requiring such a decision come before it, to say that such an act was not the law of the land." McCulloch, supra.

In Lambert v. Yellowley, 272 U.S. 581 (1926, the Court upheld a law restricting medicinal use of alcohol as a necessary and proper exercise of power under the Eighteenth Amendment establishing Prohibition in the United States.  The Federal government was empowered to act against the possession or consumption of alcohol.  The law was both necessary and proper to carry out its powers authorised under the Eighteenth Amendment.  On the other hand, in New York v. United States, 505 U.S. 144 (1992), the Court recognised that it was proper for Congress to address the problem of what to do with radioactive waste and that this national issue was complicated by the political reluctance of the states to deal with the problem individually; however, it ruled that the "take title" incentive of the Low-Level Radioactive Waste Policy Amendments Act of 1985 was an attempt to "commandeer" the state governments by directly compelling them to participate in the federal regulatory programme. THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT "CROSSED THE LINE DISTINGUISHING ENCOURAGEMENT FROM COERCION." The distinction was that, with respect to the "take title" provision, the States had to choose between conforming to federal regulations or taking title to the waste. Since Congress cannot directly force States to legislate according to their scheme, and since Congress likewise cannot force States to take title to radioactive waste, Justice O'Connor, writing for the majority, reasoned that Congress cannot force States to choose between the two. Such coercion would be counter to the federalist structure of government, in which a "core of state sovereignty" is enshrined in the Tenth Amendment.  FN4

With the challenges to the individual mandate, however, Congress is explicitly asserting that the individual mandate is “necessary and proper” to execute its power under the Commerce Clause. Moreover, the argument for “necessity” is reasonably straight-forward: it is necessary to compel all uninsured persons into the insurance pool to pay for the increased costs being imposed on insurance companies by the Act. Under the Court’s normal deferential approach, finding “necessity” won’t be hard.  FN2

The problem with the mandate is whether it is a “proper” means to achieve a constitutional end. The Court has previously held that mandating state legislatures, New York v. United States, 505 U.S. 144 (1992) and executive officials, Printz v. United States, 521 U.S. 898 (1997.) is an “improper” commandeering of states and therefore violates the Tenth Amendment’s reservation of powers “to the states.”  FN3

It is not contestible that the Constitution established a system of "dual sovereignty." Gregory v. Ashcroft, 501 U. S. 452, 457 (1991); Tafflin v. Levitt, 493 U. S. 455, 458 (1990). Although the States surrendered many of their powers to the new Federal Government, they retained "a residuary and inviolable sovereignty," The Federalist No. 39, at 245 (J. Madison). This is reflected throughout the Constitution's text, Lane County v. Oregon, 7 Wall. 71, 76 (1869); Texas v. White, 7 Wall. 700, 725 (1869), including (to mention only a few examples) the prohibition on any involuntary reduction or combination of a State's territory, Art. IV, § 3; the Judicial Power Clause, Art. III, § 2, and the Privileges and Immunities Clause, Art. IV, § 2, which speak of the "Citizens" of the States; the amendment provision, Article V, which requires the votes of three-fourths of the States to amend the Constitution; and the Guarantee Clause, Art. IV, § 4, which "presupposes the continued existence of the states and . . . those means and instrumentalities which are the creation of their sovereign and reserved rights," Helvering v. Gerhardt, 304 U. S. 405, 414-415 (1938). Residual state sovereignty was also implicit, of course, in the Constitution's conferral upon Congress of not all governmental powers, but only discrete, enumerated ones, Art. I, § 8, which implication was rendered express by the Tenth Amendment's assertion that "[t]he powers not delegated to the United States by the Constitution, nor prohibited by it to the States, are reserved to the States respectively, or to the people."  FN4

In Printz, state officials objected to being pressed into federal service, and contended that congressional action compelling state officers to execute federal laws was unconstitutional. FN6 The Court held that the Brady Act purported to direct state law enforcement officers to participate, albeit only temporarily, in the administration of a federally enacted regulatory scheme. FN4  The Court overturned the portions of the Brady Act that attempted to dictate to and use the labour of state officials as an unconstitutional commandeering.

The challenges to the individual mandate raise the issue of whether mandating all persons to enter into a contract with a private company is “improper” commandeering of the people and therefore violates the Tenth Amendment’s reservation of powers “to the people.” FN5  Because such a commandeering has never been previously been attempted, the Court will have to address whether it is an “appropriate”, McCulloch v. Maryland, 17 U.S. 316 (1819), means to achieving an enumerated end, however “necessary” it may be. Deciding this question return the Court to the scope of the Commerce Clause.

In Comstock, No. 08-1224 (2010), nothing about the incarceration of sexually dangerous persons was alleged to be an “improper” means of pursuing an enumerated end. The issue was whether or not the statute was enacted pursuant to an enumerated power. The majority held it was–all the enumerated powers for which the original criminal incarceration was the means–while the dissent disagreed.  One encouraging aspect of the case was Justice Kennedy’s denial that the Commerce Clause required only the sort of rational basis scrutiny described in the Due Process case of Lee Optical. But even this has no bearing on the challenge to the individual mandate as the mandate would likely satisfy even heightened scrutiny for necessity or means-ends fit. Once again, the issue is not necessity, it is propriety. In this regard, it is very encouraging to see Justice Scalia joining Justice Thomas’s dissenting opinion in which Justice Thomas reiterates Justice Scalia’s characterization in Printz , supra, of the Necessary and Proper Clause as “the last, best hope of those who defend ultra vires congressional action." FN5

Identifying the line to distinguish between permissible and impermissible exercises of the federal government’s power under the Necessary and Proper Clause is the task at hand, and existing precedent is only of limited use.  The Court’s decisions, from McCulloch to Comstock, only go so far in addressing this question.  They clearly confirm that Congress can take some steps beyond the scopes of the other enumerated powers, but also reaffirm that federal power is limited, and none of the relevant cases stand for the proposition that it is for Congress, and Congress alone, to determine what may be enacted as necessary and proper to the execution of other constitutional measures. FN5

This is why the individual mandate presents a difficult question.  It is beyond dispute that, on the margin, requiring all Americans to purchase health care will reduce the costs of seeking to expand coverage by, for instance, prohibiting health insurers from denying coverage for preexisting conditions.  The same can be said for any measure, however, that increases the participation of relatively healthy people in health insurance pools or that increases the average health of those that are insured.  So unless one wants to adopt the view that any provision adopted as part of some broader legislative scheme is necessary and proper just because Congress says it is so long as there is some plausible justification for it’s relation to the broader scheme, one needs to identify some alternative limit.  This is something the individual mandate’s defenders have yet to do.  FN7

How the Court will decide will depend on whether they take the Wickard v. Filburn, 317 U.S. 111 (1942), and Gonzales v. Raich (previously Ashcroft v. Raich), 545 U.S. 1 (2005) approach to the Commerce Clause or the United States v. Alfonso Lopez, Jr., 514 U.S. 549 (1995) and United States v. Morrison, 529 U.S. 598 (2000) route.

The Court recognised in identified the three broad categories of activity that Congress could regulate under the Commerce Clause, United States v. Alfonso Lopez, Jr.,:

* the channels of interstate commerce,

* the instrumentalities of interstate commerce, or persons or things in interstate commerce, and

* activities that substantially affect or substantially relate to interstate commerce

The failure to purchase health insurance is an INactivity. It doesn't affect commerce nor is it economic in nature. The Violence Against Women Act, United States v. Morrison, 529 U.S. 598 (2000), Gun-Free School Zones Act of 1990, United States v. Alfonso Lopez, Jr., 514 U.S. 549 (1995), and The Child Pornography Prevention Act of 1996, Ashcroft v. Free Speech Coalition, 535 U.S. 234 (2002) were all struck down because Congress had attempted to use the Commerce Clause to regulate inactivity and activity not economic in nature.

As the CBO and CRS told Hillary Clinton in 1994, the individual mandate is unprecedented and unconstitutional. "A mandate requiring all individuals to purchase health insurance would be an unprecedented form of federal action," the CBO report stated. FN6  "The government has never required people to buy any good or service as a condition of lawful residence in the United States. An individual mandate would have two features that, in combination, would make it unique. First, it would impose a duty on individuals as members of society. Second, it would require people to purchase a specific service that would be heavily regulated by the federal government."  Never in the history of the United States had the Federal government mandated American citizens purchase a governmentally-approved good or service as a condition of good citizenship.

In the course of dismissing the plaintiff’s Commerce Clause challenge, the Judge Steeh has vindicated an important element of all such pending challenges: this claim of power by the government is without any precedent in experience or in law. In Judge Steeh’s words:

“The Court has never needed to address the activity/inactivity distinction advanced by plaintiffs because in every Commerce Clause case presented thus far, there has been some sort of activity. In this regard, the Health Care Reform Act arguably presents an issue of first impression.”

He's right! Never before in American history has the Federal Government imposed an economic mandate commanding that persons engage in economic activity. Given that there is no current Supreme Court doctrine recognising such power in Congress, the appropriate stance of a district court judge is to follow Court precedent and deny this claim of power until the Court decides in due course to expand its doctrine.

Instead, Steeh accepted the government’s expansion of Congressional power beyond regulating economic activity to regulating economic “decisions:

“While plaintiffs describe the Commerce Clause power as reaching economic activity, the government’s characterisation of the Commerce Clause reaching economic decisions is more accurate.”

But this was not “plaintiff’s description.” It was how the Supreme Court itself described its own doctrine in each and every Commerce Clause case that allowed Congress to reach wholly intrastate activity because it was necessary and proper (N&P Clause) to the regulation of interstate commerce.

By inventing a new “economic decisions” doctrine FN5, Steeh has gone beyond the Commerce and Necessary and Proper Clause doctrines established by the Supreme Court. He made it up. He disregarded every single Supreme Court case on the Commerce Clause.

Only the Supreme Court is authorised to expand its own interpretation of the scope of Congressional power.

Of course, judges in other challenges are having their opportunity to opine on whether Congress has the power to regulate any “economic decision” that may substantially affect interstate commerce. The “economic decision” not to buy a car, the “economic decision” not to buy or sell your home, or even the “economic decision” not to have a physical exam. For make no mistake, if the Court ever accepts the government’s “economic decision” theory, then there is nothing it cannot mandate in the future in the name of regulating “commerce . . . among the several states.  FN7

Allowing the federal government to force citizens to buy a private product would “invite unbridled exercise of federal police powers’’ and Congress will then have the general police power that both the Constitution and the Supreme Court have always denied it.

Finally, let’s slay this silly auto insurance analogy that “constitutional scholars” in DC continue to trot out at every opportunity. This is such a bad argument that it staggers the imagination why the administration would *still* be making it. In fact, I am embarrassed that these people even think that they have the knowledge and experience to make life and death decisions over American citizens.

The Federal government CANNOT force you to purchase auto insurance. Driving is a privilege not a right and the ability of states to regulate it is very broad. (For those that want to claim that driving is a right, the Court has been very clear that states can regulate driving and, as long as the state presents a compelling interest in encumbering driving, whether right or privilege, it is acting within its constitutional powers.  See:  Bell v. Burson, 182 F.2d 46 (1971), Hendrick v. Maryland, 235 U.S. 610, 622; Kane v. New Jersey, 242 U.S. 160, 167, Packard v. Banton, 264 U.S. 140 (1924)).  States impose the insurance requirement, not the Federal government because states licence drivers and vehicles. If you are blind or a user of public transportation or just refuse to drive, a state is not going to force you to purchase auto insurance. Drivers carry required insurance to cover *damage done to others,* not themselves. Driving is, after all, a voluntary activity conducted on public property (roads); there is no requirement for licencing or insurance for those who drive only on their private property. People who don’t drive on public roads aren’t required to buy a licence or the insurance.

There are additional problems with this analogy as well. Those who *do* have auto insurance only file claims when significant damage occurs. Auto insurance doesn’t pay for routine maintenance, like oil changes, lube jobs, and tire rotation. That’s why auto insurance is relatively affordable.

Unlike Obamacare, auto insurance is priced to risk. If a driver lives in a high-crime area, then the premiums will rise to cover the risks associated with theft. If a driver has moving violations and accident, his premiums will go up, or in some cases, the insurer will cancel the policy. Other risk factors are factored into price, as well. Due to their propensity for causing losses, the youngest and oldest drivers pay more. Those who drive well and present a lower risk get rewarded with lower premiums. Right now, the federal government is preventing insurers in some instances from risk-pricing health insurance to impose government-approved *fairness.* Or, since the Obama administration loves the auto insurance analogy, your premiums will rise to compensate for the 18 year-old kid with 6 moving vehicle violations and 2 totaled automobiles. We will all pay more because the incentives for good behaviour, defencive driving, and reasonable maintenance have been removed.

Finally, can we please direct the extinguisher and put out the fire insurance analogy? If there is any analogy worse than the auto insurance dog, it is fire insurance laugher. If we forced insurers to write comprehensive policies on burning homes, we would have no insurers left in the market. In fact, IT IS NO LONGER INSURANCE. IT IS A COMPENSATION POLICY. Obama, Holder and Sebelius want health insurers, however, to do the same thing — and need the mandate to force all of us to assume that risk through the higher premiums that subsidise it. And, by the way, the government is doing *exactly* what they derogate — forcing insurers to write policies after the accident/fire/illness. Of course, this is what they want.

Now, I loathe government-run or even government-directed health care. I hate the NHS and would ONLY wish it on my worst enemies. If we get stuck with this lemon a/k/a Obamacare, I have only one, small favour to ask of you socialists, please put in a good word for me. I want a seat on the Comparative Effectiveness Board. You won’t have to worry about paying or even insuring me. I’ll take care of everything. Just, please, give me that seat because I would love to ration you nuts right out of existence!

FN1 : Barnett, Randy, http://www.cato.org/pub_display.php?pub_id=10942

FN2:  Cassidy v. Dumle, 983 F.2d 161 (1992)

FN3:  Harrison v. Merrimac, No. 05-1010

FN4:  The "Elastic" Clause - The Necessary and Proper Clause, http://emp.byui.edu/MarrottR/101_ElasticClause.pdf

FN5:  Preliminary Thoughts on Comstock, Constitutional Decapitation and Health Care, http://papehttp://volokh.com/2010/05/17/preliminary-thoughts-on-comstock/rs.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=1589190

FN6: The 1.5 Trillion Dollar Fraud, http://www.cato.org/pub_display.php?pub_id=10944

FN7:  Further Thoughts on the Virginia Health Care Ruling and the Necessary and Proper Clause, http://volokh.com/2010/12/13/further-thoughts-on-the-virginia-health-care-ruling-and-the-necessary-and-proper-clause/

 FN8: http://volokh.com/author/randy/page/2/

FN9:  http://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=410542&http://www.bing.com/search?FORM=DMDTDF&PC=VEOH&q=randy+barnett+%26+necessary+and+proper

FN10:  White House Concedes Mandate is Unconstitutional, http://volokh.com/author/randy/page/2/

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"The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and  we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs."

 -- Jerry Brown


Democrats, you can help Jerry Brown once again run California into the ground by contributing to his campaign at: www.jerrybrown.org. You can also purchase his autobiography “Fly Me To The Moonbeam” with a Forward by Dennis Kuchinich and Shirley MacClaine.



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  --  A VOTE FOR NANCY WILL ENSURE THAT EVERY PERSON ON THE PLANET WILL BE EMPLOYED IN 13 DAYS!!!


"Every month that we do not have an economic recovery package 500 million Americans lose their jobs." 

-- Nancy Pelosi


Democrats, you can contribute to the DCCC at: www.dccc.org. You can also purchase Nancy’s newest book “The New, New, New, New Math!”



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  -- VOTE DEMOCRAT SO THAT ALL STOCK MARKET CRASHES CAN BE COLOURBLIND!!! 


"Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?" 

-- Joy Behar 


Democrats, you can get your daily dose of Joy at: www.joybehar.blogs.cnn.com. You can also be the 47th person to purchase her book “When You Need a Lift: But Don't Want to Eat Chocolate, Pay a Shrink, or Drink a Bottle of Gin” released in 2007! Don’t wait! Copies are going fast…to the dime rack!



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  --  VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR THE WOULDA', COULDA', SHOULDA'!!! 


"I have to march because my mother could not have an abortion."

-- Maxine Waters


Democrats, you can help insure that this intellectual giant and Mother Teresa of ethics continues to impress Ben Bernanke and help her husband protect his investments by contributing to her reelection campaign at: www.waters.house.gov. You can also be the first to pre-order her new book “If My Mother Could Have Aborted Me, George Bush Wouldn’t Have Caused Me To Break Ethics Rules!”



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  -- VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR EXPERTISE AND CONTROL!


"I am not an expert on computers." 

-- Al Gore, the "creator" of the internet


Democrats and Eco-Hysterics, you can help Al Gore pay Tipper and for his massages at: www.algore.com. Also, you can purchase his 20-part DVD set “How To Flunk Out Of Divinity School And Still Become A Billionaire, Beloved Prophet Of A Mega-Church” and his acclaimed books “Hitler Was Right! Your Body And Health Is The State’s Business: How Vegetarianism Will Save The Planet, Lower Health Care Costs, And Leave More Hamburgers For Me!” and “Hitler Was Right, II! Gaia Rocks!”



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  --  VOTE DEMOCRAT SO THAT SANTA WILL NOT BECOME HOMELESS!


"In 50 years there will be no North Pole in the summertime." 

- Al Gore

(apparently global warming will cause the earth to shift on its axis)




"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  -- VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR DIVERSIFIED 7-11s, RESTAURANTS TO NOWHERE, AND CLEAN, ARTICULATE, BLACK GUYS WORKING AT HOME DEPOT!


“You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent … I’m not joking.” 

-- Joe Biden


Democrats, you can contact that Genius From Scranton (no, not Hal Donahue) at whitehouse.gov.   You can order his new books “My Alternate Reality – It’s A Big Fucking Deal, Man!” and “When Chuck Stands Up, Recovery Summer Starts!”

 

"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  --  VOTE DEMOCRAT SO THAT AFRICAN POTENTATES CAN STOP EATING EACH OTHER!


“You’d find these potentates from down in Africa, you know, rather than eating each other, they’d just come up and get a good square meal in Geneva.” 

-- Fritz Hollings


Democrats, you can save a potentate today! Contribute to Michelle Obama’s new food programme “Potatoes For Potentates!” at whitehousegarden.gov.



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  -- VOTE DEMOCRAT SO THAT THE SOUTH CAN RISE AGAIN!!!


“I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks.”

 - Howard Dean


Disillusioned Democrats, you can contribute to the “Draft Dean, Yearghhh!!!” movement at www.DemocraticUnderground.com, www.DailyKos.com, and www.MichaelMoore.com. You can also pre-order the soon-to-be-released books: “The Dead Man’s Claw: My Quest To Arrest George W. Bush Will Last From Here To Eternity” by The Huffington Post's own Harold F. Donahue.



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY" --  A VOTE DEMOCRATS IS A FOR BLACK AND WHITE STRIPES!!


"A zebra does not change its spots." 

- Al Gore


Democrats, keep your elected officials out of prison by contributing to the Democrat Liberation Fund at www.dlf.org. You can also purchase Blago wigs, Trafficante rugs, Jefferson simulated cold cash, Hastings’ law licences, and licence plates.



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  --  VOTE DEMOCRAT SO THAT WE CAN ALL BECOME MENTAL PATIENTS AND SPREAD THE INSANITY AROUND!


"This is still the greatest country in the world if we just steel our wills and lose our minds."

-- President Bill Clinton



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  --  A WIN FOR A DEMOCRAT IS A WIN FOR WINNIE! 


"Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security."

 — Obama foreign policy adviser, Richard Danzig


 Democrats, you can contribute to world peace by purchasing Mr Danzig’s new book “Organising The World With Winnie The Pooh and Winnie Mandela.”



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  --  VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR A "TICKLE ME" ERIC & ALVIN "ACTION FIGURE" GREEN CHRISTMAS STIMULUS!!!


"Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday." 

-- Eric Massa


"Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That's something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It's not something a typical person would bring up. That's something that could happen, that makes sense. It's not a joke." 

-- Democratic Candidate for Senate, Alvin Green


PS: You actually can now buy your Alvin Green action figure -- multiple wardrobes and accessories included: http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2010/07/alvin-green-action-figures-now-available



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  --  VOTE DEMOCRAT BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT CRACK-SMOKING, 'HO USING, EX-CONS MAKE BETTER PUBLIC OFFICIALS!


"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less." 

- Marion Berry


Democrats, you can contribute to Councilman Berry's crack n 'ho habit, er, 11th campaign at: www.dccouncil.washington.dc.us



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  --  VOTE DEMOCRAT SO THAT THE SECOND BLACK PRESIDENT CAN PARDON A "REAL" BLACK MAN!


"I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up." 

-- Rod Blagojevich


Democrats, you can contribute to the defence fund of the stalwart public servant and exemplar of Chicago at its best at:  www.freeblago.com.  For just a $50 contribution, you will receive an autograph of Mr Blagojevich with his closest friends, Barack Obama and Alexi Giannoulias.

Also, if you feel as though you haven't been screwed enough by Broadway Bank, you can contribute your blood, sweat, tears, and money at:   www.alexiforillinois.com




"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  --  A VOTE FOR DEMOCRAT IS A VOTE FOR A MURTHA MEMORIAL AND THE JACK MURTHA PENITENTIARY


Democrats, please help us.  We are unable to decide on which of Murtha's most erudite quotes to etch in stone for posterity. 


"I just swallowed my socks and now my feet are cold."

"You're really the FBI?! Well... will you bribe me?"

"Sorry I missed this vote. I saw some scary looking teenagers on the street so I hid in my care until they went away."

"Get those cameras away from me! YOU'RE STEALING MY SOUL!"

"I put my shirt on backwards and now my neck is itchy."

"I have the votes! A leprechaun told me so!"

"There is a monkey in the Capitol and he stole my pills!"

"Our troops are murders! Murderers! And one of them put a computer chip in my brain! It keeps telling me to eat my vegetables, but I don't want to eat them! Get this chip out of my brain!"

"I think the Republicans might beat us on this bill. We better run away!"

"If you break open a Magic Eight Ball and drink what's inside, you see the future!"

"Okinawa is in Japan? When did we move it there?"

"I just took a total crap in my pants!"


Democrats, you can also help finance this wonderful tribute by contributing at:  www.murthaismyheroandIamthesotofscranton.com.  You are in luck:  For every $10 you donate, you will get both of Mr Murtha's best fan, Harold F. Donahue, books - "All I Know About Flying I Learned In Front Of Walmart On A Roll Of Quarters Budget" and "Running To Empty:  Bedpans and Their Maintenance."




"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  -- VOTE DEBBIE WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ FOR MINISTRY OF INFORMATION!!!


"We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance." 

-- Debbie Wasserman Schultz 


Democrats, you can contribute to Ms Wasserman-Schultz's campaign at:  www.dwsforcongress.com.  For each $1,000 contribution, Debbie will autograph a copy of George Orwell's "1984" for you!




"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  -- VOTE DEMOCRAT TO PARTY LIKE IT'S 1984!!!


"Go, balloons. I don't see anything happening. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Stand by, confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring them. Balloons, balloons, balloons! More balloons. Tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet. No confetti. All right. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. We're getting more balloons. All balloons. All balloons should be going. Come on, guys! Let's move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons. We need all of them coming down. Go, balloons. Balloons. What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down. All balloons! Why the hell is nothing falling? What the f--- are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down. More balloons. More balloons." 

-- Don Mischer




"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  -- VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR AWESOME INTELLIGENCE!


"I'm going to be honest with you -- I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?" 

-- John Forbes Heinz, er, Kerry


Democrats, you can support your team by becoming a member of the Ketchup Of The Month Club. "57 Varieties For 57 States: Every State Deserves A State Ketchup!"




"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  --  VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR SMART, NAZI POWER!


"I did not support Operation Desert Fox."

- - Janeane Garofalo


My fellow Progressives, please help the real victims of Operation Desert Fox, the Palestinians.  "Mein Kampf" is now only ranked 6th on the bestseller list.  We must do something about this, now!  Please donate $100 to "Free Gaza" and I will personally autograph "The International Jew", "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion" and "Denial May Be A River In Egypt, But It Doesn't Run Through Auschwitz:  The True Story of the Holocaust That Never Happened" by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.  All funds will go to supplying each Palestinian with a new copy of "Mein Kampf".



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  --  A VOTE FOR PATTY MURRAY IS A VOTE FOR INFRASTRUCTURE SPENDING AND MUSLIM OUTREACH!


"He's (Osama bin Laden) been out in these countries for decades, building schools, building roads, building infrastructure, building day-care facilities, building health-care facilities, and these people are extremely grateful. We haven't done that." 

-- Patty Murray- Democratic Senator Washington (speech to a high school honors class)


Democrats, you can contribute to Sneaker Patty at her website: www.pattymurray.com. Make sure to support Democratic Muslim Outreach by purchasing the "Osama bin Laden Collector’s Edition Erector Set" and "Muslim World Monopoly"!



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  --  A VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS SHOULD BE A VOTE FOR PEANUT FARMER EUTHANASIA!


"I'm 'probably superior'  to other former Presidents." 

-- Jimmy Carter 



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY" --  VOTE DEMOCRAT TO BUY BIDEN A CLUE! 



- Joe Biden



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY" --  VOTE DEMOCRAT TO SHUT DOWN THE AIRLINE INDUSTRY!!!


"I would tell members of my family, and I have, I wouldn't go anywhere in confined places right now. It's not that it's going to Mexico. It's that you are in a confined aircraft. When one person sneezes, it goes everywhere through the aircraft. That's me."


-- Vice President Joe Biden, on NBC's Today show, giving his advice on dealing with the swine flu outbreak, which seemed to contradict the Administration's advice to the public, 30 April 2009




"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY" --  A VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS IS A VOTE FOR TACT, TOLERANCE & INCLUSIVENESS!!!


"This is like Special Olympics or something."

President Barack Obama, on The Tonight Show, 13 March 2009




"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  --  A VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS IS A VOTE FOR "SMART POWER"!


"We want to reset our relationship ... We worked hard to get the right Russian word. Do you think we got it?"

— Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, handing Russian Foreign Minister Sergei Lavrov a gift-wrapped reset button just before he informed her that the word on the button in fact translated to "overcharged," 6 March 2009



How's that "Russian Reset" working out for ya?



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"  -- A VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS IS A VOTE FOR A 30% CHANCE OF FAILURE


"If we do everything right, if we do it with absolute certainty, there's still a 30% chance we're going to get it wrong."

Vice President Joe Biden, 6 February 2009


How about 100%?  Biden, after all, does have a problem with math, i.e., "J-O-B-S" is a three-letter word, he's second in line for the Presidency, etc.



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY" -- AND HAVING NO COMPREHENSION OR UNDERSTANDING OF PROTOCOL



"No one — including the ladies-in-waiting standing nearby — could believe their eyes. In 57 years, the Queen has never been seen to make that kind of gesture and it is certainly against all protocol to touch her."

— The Daily Mail, quoting a person who witnessed First Lady Michelle Obama touch the Queen of England, 1 April 2012





On April Fool's Day 2009, we know exactly who The Court Jester was....









Mrs Obama, whatever your delusions or aspirations, one simply does not touch Her Majesty.  Even her own children and grandchildren must curtsey to her.  You may imagine yourself as some sort of "Your Excellency," but you are not a monarch.  You may think the Royal Family is antiquated and court protocol ridiculous, discriminatory, bourgeoisie, or whatever, but you have no idea how insulting your actions were to the people of the United Kingdom and the Commonwealth.  There is a reason why many journalists on "Fleet Street" (a misnomer like "Wall Street" in that most news organisations are no longer located there...just as much of "Wall Street" moved to Midtown and elsewhere years ago) refers to you as Lady Macbeth.






 You wish....