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14 July 2012

Pic of the Day: Child To Man-Child



M2RB:  Eurythmics live from Sydney, Australia








"Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey? 
(Oh, no, no, no)
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar, would I lie to you?
"

- Barack Obama







My job here is done.




Would I lie to you? - Eurythmics 
Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey? (Oh, no, no, no)
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar, would I lie to you?
My friends, know what's in store
I won't be here anymore
I've packed my bags
I've cleaned the floor
Watch me walkin', walkin' out the door
(Believe me) I'll make it, make it
(Believe me) I'll make it, make it
Would I lie to you?

Would I lie to you honey? (Now honey would I lie?)
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar, would I lie to you?
Tell you straight, no intervention
To your face, no deception
You're the biggest fake
That much is true
Had all I can take
Now I'm leaving you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you

(Believe me) I'll make it, make it, oh yes I will
(Believe me) I'll make it, make it (Make it, make it, make it, make it, make it, make it, make it)
Would I lie to you? (I'll make it, make it)
Would I lie to you honey?
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar, would I lie?

Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey? (Oh, no, no, no)
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar, would I lie to you?
My friends, know what's in store
I won't be here anymore
I've packed my bags
I've cleaned the floor

Watch me walkin', walkin' out the door
(Believe me) Watch me, watch me
(Believe me) Watch me, watch me, yes I will
Would I lie to you? ((Watch me) Watch me, watch me (Check out, check out, check out, check out, check out))

Would I lie to you? (Oh, no, no, no) (Oh, no, no, no) (Oh, no, no, no) (Walking, walking) (C'mon, c'mon, c'mon)

Would I lie to you?
(Watch me) Would I lie to you?

(Watch me now) Would I lie to you? (Check out, check out, check out, one more time, check out, check out)
(Watch me now) Would I lie to you? (Would I lie to you?) Check out, check out, check out, check out, check out)) 
 Would I lie to you?

It's A Tax, But You Won't Pay It, If You Have Insurance...No Way, No How...Would I Lie To You?



M2RB:  Eurythmics live from Sydney, Australia









Would I lie to you?








“By the way, if you’ve got health insurance, you’re not getting hit by a tax.”
- President Obama



So, since I have health insurance, I won’t be hit — directly or indirectly — by any of the other taxes in Obamacare either, right, Chump?


1. A 156% increase in the federal excise tax on tobacco

2. Obamacare Employer Mandate Tax

3. Obamacare Surtax on Investment Income

4. Obamacare Excise Tax on Comprehensive Health Insurance Plans

5. Obamacare Hike in Medicare Payroll Tax

6. Obamacare Medicine Cabinet Tax

7. Obamacare HSA Withdrawal Tax Hike

8. Obamacare Flexible Spending Account Cap – aka “Special Needs Kids Tax”

9. Obamacare Tax on Medical Device Manufacturers

10. Obamacare “Haircut” for Medical Itemized Deduction from 7.5% to 10% of AGI

11. Obamacare Tax on Indoor Tanning Services

12. Obamacare elimination of tax deduction for employer-provided retirement Rx drug coverage in coordination with Medicare Part D

13. Obamacare Blue Cross/Blue Shield Tax Hike

14. Obamacare Excise Tax on Charitable Hospitals

15. Obamacare Tax on Innovator Drug Companies

16. Obamacare Tax on Health Insurers

17. Obamacare $500,000 Annual Executive Compensation Limit for Health Insurance Executives

18. Obamacare Employer Reporting of Insurance on W-2

19. Obamacare “Black liquor” tax hike

20. Obamacare Codification of the “economic substance doctrine”









Would I lie to you? - Eurythmics 


Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey? (Oh, no, no, no)
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar, would I lie to you?
My friends, know what's in store
I won't be here anymore
I've packed my bags
I've cleaned the floor
Watch me walkin', walkin' out the door
(Believe me) I'll make it, make it
(Believe me) I'll make it, make it
Would I lie to you?

Would I lie to you honey? (Now honey would I lie?)
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar, would I lie to you?
Tell you straight, no intervention
To your face, no deception
You're the biggest fake
That much is true
Had all I can take
Now I'm leaving you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you

(Believe me) I'll make it, make it, oh yes I will
(Believe me) I'll make it, make it (Make it, make it, make it, make it, make it, make it, make it)
Would I lie to you? (I'll make it, make it)
Would I lie to you honey?
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar, would I lie?

Would I lie to you?
Would I lie to you honey? (Oh, no, no, no)
Now would I say something that wasn't true?
I'm asking you sugar, would I lie to you?
My friends, know what's in store
I won't be here anymore
I've packed my bags
I've cleaned the floor

Watch me walkin', walkin' out the door
(Believe me) Watch me, watch me
(Believe me) Watch me, watch me, yes I will
Would I lie to you? ((Watch me) Watch me, watch me (Check out, check out, check out, check out, check out))

Would I lie to you? (Oh, no, no, no) (Oh, no, no, no) (Oh, no, no, no) (Walking, walking) (C'mon, c'mon, c'mon)

Would I lie to you?
(Watch me) Would I lie to you?

(Watch me now) Would I lie to you? (Check out, check out, check out, one more time, check out, check out)
(Watch me now) Would I lie to you? (Would I lie to you?) Check out, check out, check out, check out, check out)) 

 Would I lie to you?

Big Government Robs The Middle Class For The Same Reason That Willie Sutton Robbed Banks…That's Where The Money Is!








"Senate Democrats will push a one-year tax cut proposal for individual Americans earning $200,000 or less annually, setting the stage for a showdown in coming weeks with Republicans over extending the Bush tax cuts, according to a new plan circulating on Capitol Hill.  Couples with a combined $250,000 income will also be covered by the Democratic proposal."

- Politico, Senate Dems push one-year tax cut, 13 July 2012




Maintaining current rates for those individual earning $200,000 or less annually or couples with a combined $250,000 income IS NOT A TAX CUT. 

According to Princeton, a tax cut is the act of reducing taxation.  The same definition is given by the Free Dictionary online:  the act of reducing taxation. Again, maintaining current rates is not a tax cut in any way, shape, or form.

I ask you to take note of the fact that Obama and the Democrats have gone from campaigning on making these "cuts" permanent to now offering a "one-year extension."

There is a reason for the change for those smart enough to understand math and to those of us who listen closely to the words Democrats say:

[From a 2010 article] "In the near term, House Majority Leader Steny Hoyer raised the possibility that Congress will only temporarily extend middle-class tax cuts set to expire at the end of the year. He pointedly suggested that making them permanent would be too costly.

Tax cuts enacted under former President George W. Bush are scheduled to expire at the end of the year, affecting taxpayers at every income level. President Barack Obama proposes to permanently extend them for individuals making less than $200,000 a year and families making less than $250,000 — at a cost of about $2.5 trillion over the next decade.



 “As the House and Senate debate what to do with the expiring Bush tax cuts in the coming weeks, we need to have a serious discussion about their implications for our fiscal outlook, including whether we can afford to permanently extend them before we have a real plan for long-term deficit reduction.”

- Rep. Steny Hoyer (D-MD), 2010



That was in 2010, but fear not. His aims haven't changed!


Following a speech before the Centre for American Progress, House Minority Whip Steny Hoyer (D., Md.) said Monday. 9 July 2012, he would support tax increases on those who earn less than $250,000 at some point in the future.


“The president initially has it about right, at the ($250,000 level). But I would be prepared to go lower at some time in the future than that.  Our economy is still struggling and I think going lower than that would have adverse impact on the economy. I don’t think going higher than that will have an adverse impact.”

- Steny Hoyer, (D-MD), 13 July 2012
 





Top 1%

Share of Total Income Earned:   13.3%
Share of Total Federal Income Taxes Paid:   22.3%


Top 2-5%

Share of Total Income Earned:   12.5%
Share of Total Federal Income Taxes Paid:   17.3%


Top 20%

Share of Total Income Earned:   50.8%
Share of Total Federal Income Taxes Paid:   67.9%


Middle 20%

Share of Total Income Earned:   14.1%
Share of Total Federal Income Taxes Paid:   9.4%


Bottom 40%

Share of Total Income Earned:   14.9%
Share of Total Federal Income Taxes Paid:   4.1%


Source:  Congressional Budget Office




The Top 40%

Share of Total Income Earned:    71.0%
Share of Total Federal Income Taxes Paid:  86.5%


The Bottom 60%
 
Share of Total Income Earned:    29.0%
Share of Total Federal Income Taxes Paid:  13.5%


In 2009, the top 400 taxpayers paid almost as much in federal income taxes as the entire bottom 50 percent combined. 


You will see a lot of news on this report. What you are unlikely to see, though, are these facts from the CBO report:
  • On just federal-level taxes, the top 1 p% of income earners already have an effective tax rate of 29%. (This should please Warren Buffett!)
  • President Obama has achieved his goal of increasing redistribution: The top 20% has seen its after-tax share of total income fall, especially the top 1%, while the lower income groups have seen their share rise.
  • The top 1% pays well over its “fair share”—it pays a much larger share of taxes (22.3%) than the share of income it earns (13.3%)—as does the full top 20%. Meanwhile, the bottom income groups pay a much smaller share of taxes than their share of income: The bottom 40% earned 14.9% of income, but paid just 4.1% of federal taxes. (See chart)
So when the President and the his supporters complain that the rich are not paying their fair share of taxes, and Warren Buffett suggests another tax to ensure that they start paying more, someone should show them this government report. If the argument is that America must ensure that the rich pay, it must just be rhetoric—because they are already paying.


THERE ARE COMING FOR YOU EVENTUALLY because, as I've always reminded:



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Big Government robs the middle class  for the same reason that Willie Sutton robbed banks…that’s where the money is!














Presidents And Four Letter Words Like J-O-B-S




M2RB:  R.E.M. live in Milan







  
You kiss on me, tug on me, rub on me, jump on me,
You bang on me, beat on me, hit on me, let go on me. 
You let go on me. 
  
 
 





A work in progress and Obama's numbers will be added

President    Jobs created    Jobs at end of term    Jobs at start of term    Payroll expansion    Jobs created per year in office    Population growth    Percent change in population   
George W. Bush 6.4 million 142.2 million 135.9 million 7.3% 375,000 22.0 million 7.7%
Bill Clinton 23.1 million 132.5 million 109.4 million 21.1% 2,900,000 25.2 million 8.9%
George H.W. Bush 2.5 million 109.4 million 106.9 million 2.3% 625,000 12.5 million 4.8%
Ronald Reagan 16.0 million 106.9 million 90.9 million 17.6% 2,000,000 17.3 million 7%
Jimmy Carter 10.5 million 90.9 million 80.4 million 13.1% 2,600,000 9.8 million 4.3%
Gerald Ford 1.8 million 80.4 million 78.6 million 2.3% 745,000 5.1 million 2.3%
Richard Nixon 9.4 million 78.6 million 69.2 million 13.6% 1,700,000 12.3 million 5.7%
Lyndon Johnson 11.9 million 69.2 million 57.3 million 20.8% 2,300,000 11.3 million 5.6%
John F. Kennedy 3.6 million 57.3 million 53.7 million 6.7% 1,200,000 8.2 million 4.3%
Dwight Eisenhower 3.5 million 53.7 million 50.2 million 7% 438,000 23.3 million 12.8%
Harry Truman 8.4 million 50.2 million 41.8 million 20.1% 1,100,000 N/A N/A




Population employed (Participation Rate) 
 
 
 
2001
 
J:    135,870    (67.2)
F:    135,734    (67.1)
M:   135,808   (67.2)
A:    135,424   (67.1)
M:   135,235   (66.9)
J:     135,003   (66.8)
J:     135,106   (66.8)
A:    134,408   (66.6)
S:     135,004  (66.9)
O:    134,615   (66.9)
N:   134,253   (66.9)
D:   134,055   (66.8)
 
Average PR:  66.9% 
 
 
2002 
 
J:     132,139    (66.2)
F:     134,319   (66.7)
M:    133,894   (66.6)
A:     133,976  (66.8)
M:    134,417   (66.8)
J:     134,053   (66.6)
J:     134,045   (66.5)
A:    134,474   (66.6)
S:     135,185   (66.8)
O:    134,914   (66.7)
N:    134,225  (66.4)
D:    133,952  (66.3)
 
Average PR:  66.6%  
 
 

2003
 
J:    137,447   (66.3)
F:    137,318   (66.3)
M:   137,300   (66.2)
A:   137,578   (66.4)
M:  137,505   (66.3)
J:    137,673   (66.5)
J:    137,604   (66.3)
A:   137,693   (66.2)
S:    137,644   (66.1)
O:   138,095   (66.2)  
N:   138,533   (66.2)
D:   138,479   (66.0) 
 
Average PR:  66.3% 


2004:
 
J:       138,481   (66.1)

F:       138,334   (65.9)
M:      138,408  (65.9)
A:      138,645  (65.9)
M:     138,846  (65.9)
J:      139,158  (66.0)

J:      139,639  (66.2)
A:     139,658  (66.0)
S:      139,527  (65.9)
O:      139,827  (66.0)
N:      140,293  (66.1)
D:      140,156  (66.0)
 
Average PR:  66.0%
  
 
2005:
 
J:       140,234  (65.8)
F:       140,285  (65.9)
M:      140,601  (65.8)
A:      141,196   (66.0)
M:     141,571   (66.1)
J:      141,750  (66.1)
J:      142,111   (66.2)
A:     142,425   (66.2)
S:      142,435   (66.2)
O:      142,625   (66.1)
N:      142,611   (66.1)
D:      142,779  (66.0) 
 
Average PR:  66.1%
 
  
2006
 
J:       143,099  (66.0)
F:      143,319   (66.1)
M:     143,680   (66.1)
A:      143,763   (66.1)
M:     144,045   (66.1)
J:      144,386   (66.2)
J:      144,330   (66.2)
A:     144,618    (66.2)
S:      144,906   (66.2)
O:      145,337    (66.2)
N:      145,623    (66.3)
D:      145,926    (66.4) 
 
Average PR:  66.2% 
 
 
2007
 
J:      145,915    (66.3)
F:      145,888    (66.2)
M:     146,145   (66.2)
A:      145,713   (66.0)
M:     145,913   (66.0)
J:      146,087   (66.1)
J:      146,045   (66.0)
A:     145,753   (65.8)
S:      146,260   (66.0)
O:      146,016   (65.9)
N:      146,647   (66.0)
D:      146,211    (66.0)
 
Average PR:  66.0% 


2008 
 
J:      146,317    (66.1)
F:      146,075   (65.9)
M:     146,023   (66.0)
A:     146,257    (66.0)
M:    145,974    (66.2)
J:      145,738    (66.1)
J:      145,596    (66.1)
A:     145,273    (66.1)
S:      145,029    (66.0)
O:      144,657   (66.0)
N:      144,144   (65.8)
D:      143,338   (65.7)
 
Average PR:  66.0%  
 
01.31.01:   135,870
11.30.07:   146,647   
 
10,777 million jobs
 
01.01.01:   135,870 
01.01.09:   142,221
 
6,351 million jobs
 
 Average Participate Rate during Bush tenure:  66.3%
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
2009
 
J:      142,221   (65.7) 
F:     141,687   (65.7)
M:    140,854   (65.6)
A:     140,902   (65.8)
M:    140,438   (65.8) 
J:     140,038   (65.7) 
J:     139,817   (65.4)
A:    139,433   (65.4)
S:      138,768  (65.1)
O:     138,242   (65.0)
N:     138,381   (64.9)
D:     137,792  (64.6) 
 
Average PR:  65.4% 

 
- 2.644 million jobs
 
2010 
 
J:      138,511   (64.8)
F:     138,698   (64.8)
M:    138,952   (64.9)
A:     139,382   (65.1)
M:    139,353   (64.9)
J:      139,092  (64.7)
J:      138,991   (64.6)
A:     139,267  (64.7)
S:      139,378  (64.7)
O:     139,084  (64.5)
N:     138,909  (64.5)
D:     139,206  (64.3) 
 
Average PR:  64.7%  
  
+ 695,000 jobs
 
2011
 
J:        139,330   (64.2)
F:        139,551   (64.2)
M:      139,764   (64.2)
A:       139,628   (64.2)
M:      139,808   (64.2)
J:       139,385   (64.1)
J:       139,450   (64.0)
A:      139,754   (64.1)
S:       140,107   (64.1)
O:      140,297   (64.1)
N:      140,614   (64.0)
D:      140,790   (64.0) 

 
Average PR:  64.1%  
 
 +1.460 million jobs


2012 
 
J:        141,637  (64.2)
F:        139,573 (63.9)
M:      139,864  (63.8)
A:       141,865  (63.6)
M:      142,287  (63.8)
J:        142,415  (63.8) 
 
Average PR:  63.9%   

+ 778,000 jobs
 
A net 194,000 jobs, but the labour participation rate average over his term is down to 64.5% -- 2.715 % decrease.  
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 

Blame and Bang- REM
 
 
If you could see yourself now, baby

It's not my fault

You used to be so in control

You're going to roll right over this one

Just roll me over, let me go

You're laying blame

Take this as no, no, no



You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,

Blame, blame, blame

You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,

It's not my thing so let it go



If you could see yourself now baby,

The tables have turned

The whole world hinges on your swings

Your secret life of indiscreet discretions

I'd turn the screw and leave the screen,

Don't point your finger,

You know that's not my thing



You came to bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,

Blame, blame, blame

You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,

It's not my thing so let it go, now



You've got a little worry,

I know it all too well,

I've got your number,

But so does every kiss-and-tell

Who dares to cross your threshold,

Or happens on your way,

Stop laying blame

You know that's not my thing



You know that's not my thing,

You came to bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,

Blame, blame, blame

You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,

It's not my thing so let it go

You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,

Blame, blame, blame

You bang, bang, bang, bang, bang,

It's not my thing so let it go 
 
 
 You kiss on me, tug on me, rub on me, jump on me,

You bang on me, beat on me, hit on me, let go on me,

You let go on me
 
 
 

CNN: Two “active” Obama supporters at Bain confirm Romney left in 1999



M2RB:  Bloodhound Gang, live from Amsterdam








Why Is Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?







Stephanie Cutter has dun gun an jump da shark.  I've heard she's quite athletic from the pole and cutting deals on the side, which could be a felony. /s




By Ed Morrissey

CNN reported last night that the accusations from Team Obama of felonious conduct are sheer nonsense and lies — and got that message from four executives at Bain, two of whom are “active” supporters of Barack Obama.  John King spoke to all four, three of whom are Democrats, and all four said that Mitt Romney left Bain in a big hurry in 1999 in order to work full time on rescuing the Salt Lake City Olympics.  The rushed departure created a lot of paperwork headaches as Bain tried to unwind Romney from leadership, which required a significant amount of time.  That’s why the company had Romney’s name on their SEC paperwork the next two years, as King reports:

CNN isn’t alone in debunking the ludicrous charge of felonious conduct made by Team Obama.  FactCheck concluded that even with the “new” evidence produced by the Boston Globe, it still points to the same conclusion:

None of the SEC filings show that Romney was anything but a passive, absentee owner during that time, as both Romney and Bain have long said. It should not surprise anyone that Romney retained certain titles while he was working out the final disposition of his ownership, for example….

We would reassess our judgment should somebody come up with evidence that Romney took part in specific management decisions or had any active role (not just a title) at Bain after he left to head the Olympics. But nothing we’ve seen directly contradicts Romney’s statements — which he has certified as true under pain of federal prosecution — that he “has not had any active role” with Bain or “been involved in the operations” of Bain since then.

 And we wish to note, we’re not alone in this judgment.

FactCheck links to the Washington Post’s Glenn Kessler, as I did this morning, as well as to Fortune’s Dan Primack in his July 2 review of the same data, this time from a Mother Jones “exposé.”  Primack also has an update, and it also debunks the Obama campaign’s accusations: 

But the contemporaneous Bain documents show that Romney was indeed telling the truth about no longer having operational input at Bain — which, one should note, is different from no longer having legal or financial ties to the firm.

As Fortune wrote earlier, Romney left Bain suddenly — rather than as part of an organized transition plan — after being asked to lead an Olympic organizing committee that had spiraled out of control. Moreover, it was unclear in February 1999 if Romney’s leave of absence would be permanent, or if he would return (as he had in 1994, after losing a U.S. Senate race to Ted Kennedy). He didn’t formally give up his title and firm ownership until 2002, once the Games had been successful and he was interested in other elective office. In the interim, he continued to fulfill legal obligations such as signing certain documents — but actual investment and managerial decisions were being made by others.

Put it simply: Team Obama is lying, and it continues to lie about Romney.  They are desperate to find a way to make Romney’s time at Bain work in their favor, and that desperation has nearly reached pathological levels.  Still, for Obama, it beats talking about the economy, jobs, the deficit, and anything else that actually matters to voters.


Related Reading:

Obama Campaign Jumps The Shark! - Mitt Romney A Felon!!!

3 Pinocchios: Do Bain SEC Documents Suggest Mitt Romney Is A Criminal?

 

 



Why Is Everybody Always Pickin' On Me? - Bloodhound Gang

The morn' that I was born my old man beat up the doctor
He clocked the doctor cause the doctor said I looked like Chewbacca
The doctor said sir you're misled sir which infers you mistook me
I did not mean your lovely wife was shackin' up with a wookie
What I mean is Wolverine is less hairy than your son
He's looks like Chewie Baba Booey Baba Booey and Hong Kong Phooey all in one
To put it mild your new-born child's completely nutty fu-fu lookin'
I'd shove him back into the oven until he is done cookin'

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

Why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Always pickin' and rippin' apart poor ol' Jimmy Pop Ali

I got a schnoz like the 'Cos' but there's a lot more wrong with you
So back me up Bill yea and you're ugly too
So what if I brush my teeth with a piece of cheddar cheese
Or where a fish net shirt by Chams with my Sergio Valenti jeans
And my mirror never lies but it always verifies
I got more cheese and pepperoni than a homemade pizza pie
You compare me to a Monchichi but I don't understand

Why I'm scorned like I'm deformed like the Elephant Man
And yea I took my mom to the prom but hey she asked me first
But at least this time I didn't find my date in the back of a hearse
About as popular with the girls with Englebert Humperdink
And that might be 'cause everybody calls me Shrinky Dink
I know I'm known as Polaroid I'm not a total retard
It's cause I'm done in sixty seconds and you'll still want it enlarged
 
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties
 
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee
 
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady
 
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
You took your mom to the prom but still got lucky
 
Like that episode where Gilligan gets sick of being teased
And he breaks into the Professor's lab and makes some LSD
Peaks freaks and eats the Skipper's brains then beats Ginger with coconuts
As Mr. Howell and Lovey burn alive inside their grass hut
Oh he'll kill again that Gilligan they he should of let him be
And like a postal clerk I'll go beserk if you don't stop teasing me
See the trick is only pick on those that can't do you no harm
 
Like the drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
The drummer from Def Leppard's only got one arm
 
But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause my fifteen year-old cousin has less acne

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Ain't brushed them teeth since 1983

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you got the grooming habits of a chimpanzee

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you're white but you got a nose like Bill Cosby

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause ya wore velour flares until the late Eighties

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause you run like a girl and sit down to pee

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause your only school chum was the lunch lady

But why's everbody always pickin' on me?
Cause no one likes you monkey boy.