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04 March 2013

Super-Freaky-Deaky Video of the Day: Evil Eye


M2RB:  Black Sabbath







Got hell looking up, heaven looking down,
People say the lizardwomyn's got an evil eye.
Got hell looking up, heaven looking down,
Free me from the womyn with the evil eye.






The University of Lizardpool has issued the following "10 Tips To Do If You're Attacked By An Upper-Lizardman" to co-lizardwymynesses:


1.  Shoot a 5-foot stream of bright-red blood our of your eye.

2.  Shoot a 5-foot stream of bright-red blood our of your eye.

3.  Shoot a 5-foot stream of bright-red blood our of your eye.

4.  Shoot a 5-foot stream of bright-red blood our of your eye.

5.   Shoot a 5-foot stream of bright-red blood our of your eye.

6.  Shoot a 5-foot stream of bright-red blood our of your eye.

7.  Shoot a 5-foot stream of bright-red blood our of your eye.

8.  Shoot a 5-foot stream of bright-red blood our of your eye.

9.  Shoot a 5-foot stream of bright-red blood our of your eye.

10.  Shoot a 5-foot stream of bright-red blood our of your eye...and stab him with your gnarly head horns as you use your awesome scissor tongue to put him in a death-grip vise.



That'll show'em!



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1 comment:

Axe said...

*frightened air guitar*