Harry Reid Fathers Two Cubs With Underage Occupy Girl

M2RB:  Rick James

She's a very kinky trannie
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street,

Occupy Girl

He's a very kinky, old man
The kind you don't leave alone with your children
He will never let the stinky tourists around
But, he'll take the smelly Occupiers and any little boys right off the street,

Blow, Harry

From People's Cube:

A "trusted contact" in Washington has sent us this photo, stating that the children in it are the illegitimate offspring of Senator Harry Reid and a young Occupy Movement girl he had intercourse with when she was only 15 years old. According to the source, Senator Harry Reid initially paid to keep her silent, but recently stopped all under-the-table child support.

The source claims that "Reid is going to use that money to purchase a plot of land in Nevada, on which he intends to build the most vile of Kapitalist shrines - a casino! A casino to suck up the money from the toiling masses - the money which could be put to better use by the State, for example, to finance the People’s eternal struggle against the RethugliKKKans and their war on truth."

The seriousness of the charge calls for an investigation of this shameful offense. Just look at these babies. How could anyone be so heartless as to allow them to be born and then refuse to support them? The proof for this (we are told) can be found on Comrade Reid's computer.

Now, do we know that this is true? Comrade Reid has until this point been one of the People’s greatest champions of Dear Leader’s Great Struggle for total transformation of AmeriKKKa into a Glorious Socialist Utopian Paradise, proving himself many times over to be more equal than others. We must consider (for once) a chance for Comrade Reid to clear his name.

Harry Reid can still clear his name if he makes public the content of his computers and phone records for the past two years. A refusal will mean he is hiding something and should be arrested for statutory rape, pro-life offences, and failure to pay child support, which is a federal offense under the Deadbeat Parents Punishment Act.

Sophie Update:   Breaking news!!!  A "trusted source" has told me that the Occupy Girl married Harry Reid over the weekend.  She will now be a "sister wife" to Reid's first wife, Landra, who is 72 years-old.

 

Superfreak - Rick James

She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street, ow girl

She likes the boys in the band
She says that I'm her all-time favorite
When I make my move to her room
It's the right time
She's never hard to please

Oh, no
That girl is pretty wild now
(The girl's a super freak)
The kind of girl you read about
(In new-wave magazines)
That girl is pretty kinky
(The girl's a super freak)
I really love to taste her
(Every time we meet)
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right
With me, yeah
Hey, hey, hey-heeeey

She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow

Everybody sing
Super freak, super freak

She's a very special girl
(The kind of girl you want to know)
From her head down to her toenails
(Down to her feet, yeah)
And she'll wait for me at backstage
With her girlfriends
In a limousine
(Going back in Chinatown)

Three's not a crowd to her, she says
(Manaja trois)
Room 714, I'll be waiting
When I get there she's got incense
Wine and candles
It's such a freaky scene

That girl is pretty kinky
(The girl's a super freak)
I really love to taste her
(Every time we meet)
She's all right, she's all right
That girl's all right
With me, yeah
Hey, hey, hey-heeeey

She's a super freak, super freak
She's super-freaky, yow

Temptations sing
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oooooh
Super freak, super freak
That girl's a super freak
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh, oh-oooooh

She's a very kinky girl
The kind you don't take home to mother
She will never let your spirits down
Once you get her off the street

Blow, Darry