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08 August 2012

Harry Reid Gets 3 Entries In The Urban Dictionary.....And, "He's A Prick!" Isn't One.


The Urban Dictionary entries for Harry Reid:

1.  "Harry Reid"

A sexual position where you climb on top and then do absolutely nothing.

Named for Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV). Under his lack of leadership, the Senate failed to pass a budget in 2009, 2010, 2011, and 2012. He also blocked votes on numerous jobs bills passed by the House of Representatives.

"I spent so long trying to talk her into bed that when I finally got on, I pulled a 'Harry Reid' and fell asleep."

2.  "Harry Reid"

When your pubic hair covers your cock from the shaft to the head.
Your mom sucked my Harry Reid last night and she looked like she was making out with a dryer's lint trap.

3. "Harry Reid"

An unofficial rap sheet of alleged pederasty and sexual abuse of minors by anonymous sources that may not exist.

Named for Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-NV) after an explosion of reports surfaced online and on the airwaves, that the Senator is a serial pederast. The outlets reporting the allegations all protected the anonymity of their sources, and no one knows if the allegations are true, but they're out there. A spokesperson for Reid declined to deny them.

"Jerry's not someone we want to hire. He's got a Harry Reid a mile long. The allegations are out there, so the burden of proof is on him to refute them."

"Becky, I think you should stop seeing Connor. He's never going to get a clean slate with that Harry Reid of his no matter what the DNA tests say about the santorum found in the victim's underwear."

"HR sent us the Harry Reid on Tom. I don't see any proof, but where there's pederasty smoke, there's usually pederasty fire."

1 comment:

BobbyQGrill said...

Mo, this is hilarious! I'm going to start using them. And the cross-use of santorum...