Predictable History, Unpredictable Past: I'm Obama The Great, I Am, I Am!

15 March 2013

I'm Obama The Great, I Am, I Am!

“He honestly did look longingly at it, but apparently he has to have essentially a food taster, and I pointed out to him that we were all tasters for him, that if the food had been poisoned all of us would have keeled over so, but he did look longingly at it and he remarked that we have far better food than the Democrats do, and I said that was because I was hosting.”

- Senator Susan Collins, 15 March 2013

A food taster!!!

Now, we know why Obama has been so hysterical about budget cuts!!! It wasn't because he was going to have to shut down the White House tours for children. No, not our noble prince. Rather, Obama has been peeved because Sequestersquatch ate the money he was going to use to pay for his new Groom of the Stool, Keeper of the Wardrobe, Grand Falconer, and Lord Privy Seal.

**eyeroll**

I’m Obama The Great, I am!

Obama The Great, I am, I am!

O – B – A – M – A

Obama (Obama)
Obama (Obama)
Obama The Great, I am, I am!
Obama The Great, I am!

Yeah!

Second verse, same as the first!