M2RB: ZZ Top, live from Paris, 2010
Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town
'bout that shack outside La Grange
and you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
to that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls ah.
Have mercy.
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.
'bout that shack outside La Grange
and you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
to that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls ah.
Have mercy.
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.
Texas: It has that effect on Libuuurrrals.
Liberals
talk about Texas the way conservatives talk about France, only with
more passion and profanity. During an appearance on Don Imus’s radio
show in 2007, MSNBC’s Chris Matthews said, “I’m so sick of southern guys
with ranches running this country. I want a guy to run for president
who doesn’t have a f***ing ranch.” Asked why he was swearing on the air,
Matthews said, “I don’t know. I got excited.” F-ing excited.
This is what Texas does to liberals.
In her new book, As Texas Goes . . . : How the Lone Star State Hijacked the American Agenda, Gail Collins, an Ohioan by birth and a New York Times
columnist, says that Texas is running the country and also ruining it.
In her view, Texas is “frequently somewhat lunatic,” as evidenced, for
example, by “its completely crazy abstinence-only sex education in high
school,” “its lunatic war on family planning,” and its board of
education’s “overall craziness.”
To be sure, Texas politicians can be unhinged at times. In 2003,
Representative Debbie Riddle of Houston asked, “Where did this idea come
from that everybody deserves free education, free medical care, free
whatever? It comes from Moscow, from Russia. It comes straight out of
the pit of hell.” Such talk is not only uncivil and theologically
unsound but also factually inaccurate. The idea of free education, after
all, came from Leningrad, not Moscow.
Being "Red" in Texas means something quite different than the Left would like...
Texas’s craziness wouldn’t be so ominous but for the fact that, according to Collins, “Texas runs everything.” Whether or not it does, it is clear that liberals want to run everything in Texas. For example: “We,” Collins told Rachel Maddow, “should get to have a little bit of a say about whether or not there is any family planning [in Texas].”
Among the problems Collins finds in the state are “a tax system that favors the wealthy”; lax environmental regulations; a “stupendous lack of enthusiasm for ongoing social services”; the state’s gun laws; its voter-identification laws (“your gun license counts as a voter ID but not your university ID card”); weak labor unions; low voter turnout, specifically among minorities and other traditional Democratic constituencies; “education privatization”; its school textbooks; its style of sex education, which teaches that having sex carries the risk of “transmission of the Ebola virus”; its population growth (surprisingly high for a state where Ebola is an STD); “the almost complete lack of state family planning funds”; “a two-tiered economy in which the failing underclass looks resentfully at the happy sliver on the top”; and “its obsession with states’ rights.” Texas’s problems, you see, are mostly conservative problems. And the cure is liberalism, or what Collins calls “the American agenda.”
“The rest of the country can’t do all that much to dictate where
Texas goes what with states’ rights, states’ rights,
states’ rights.”
- Gail Collins
Is it any wonder that Texans want to be
left alone when New York Times columnists seek to convert their state into a big Massachusetts?
The debate, of course, really isn’t about Texas’s problems so much as
it is about the Left’s problems with Texas. As far back as 1964, The Nation
found “something rotten in the state of Texas.” Twenty years later,
Nicholas Lemann deemed Texans to be “sorely lacking in compassion”
(i.e., sorely lacking in government social programs). Michael Lind
faulted Texas for having “a primitive extractive economy,” “inadequate
spending on public goods like education and pollution abatement,” and “a
cruel caste society” in which minorities toil for the benefit of “a
cultivated but callous oligarchy of rich white families.” A liberal
columnist for the St. Petersburg Times said that even friendly
Texans “have conservatism’s instinctive meanness.” The late Molly Ivins
referred to Texas as “the National Laboratory for Bad Government” (a
title more suitable for the District of Columbia).
This last point is an important one. One of the advantages of
federalism is that it allows each state to serve as a laboratory of
democracy. “It is one of the happy incidents of the federal system,”
Justice Louis D. Brandeis wrote in 1932, “that a single courageous state
may, if its citizens choose, serve as a laboratory, and try novel
social and economic experiments without risk to the rest of the
country.”
Inevitably, the results aren’t always gratifying. But just because
you don’t like the way one state conducts its affairs, that is no reason
to subvert the experimental process.
What liberals don’t like about Texas is their inability to transform
it. “The rest of the country can’t do all that much to dictate where
Texas goes,” Collins laments, “what with states’ rights, states’ rights,
states’ rights.” She wants Americans to “work together for our great
national goals [i.e., liberal goals] rather than obsessing so much about
how we want to be left alone.” Is it any wonder that Texans want to be
left alone when New York Times columnists seek to convert their state into a big Massachusetts?
If Texas is inflicting damage on the country, federalism can mitigate
the damage. It cannot solve the problems in Texas, but it can contain
most of them. Sometimes the best way to settle disagreements is to avoid
them. As a general rule, it’s better to localize the problems than to
nationalize the solutions. Let Texans mess with Texas.
— Windsor Mann is the editor of The Quotable Hitchens: From Alcohol to Zionism.
LaGrange - ZZ Top
Rumour spreadin' a-'round in that Texas town
'bout that shack outside La Grange
and you know what I'm talkin' about.
Just let me know if you wanna go
to that home out on the range.
They gotta lotta nice girls ah.
Have mercy.
A haw, haw, haw, haw, a haw.
A haw, haw, haw.
Well, I hear it's fine if you got the time
and the ten to get yourself in.
A hmm, hmm.
And I hear it's tight most ev'ry night,
but now I might be mistaken.
hmm, hmm, hmm.
Ah have mercy.
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