50 Scans To Leave Your Pauliac Lover a/k/a A 30 Step Programme To Break Yourself Free From The Cult of Paul - II

He said it's really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won't be lost or misconstrued
But I'll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your Pauliac lover
Fifty ways to leave your Pauliac lover

 

4.  Ron Paul Investment Letter—May 1988: Say No to the New World Order

The first of many existentially terrifying revelations about a coming global disaster that Ron Paul will gladly share with you, for the good of all true Americans, assuming they will pay. This theme appears again and again: in the greatest fight you can imagine for the lifeblood of liberty and American history, there is no time to waste in making sure that you send Ron Paul money. That's how much Ron Paul loves America—for $1, if you buy 25 copies and $6.95 for a single copy.

5.  Ron Paul Newsletter—December 1990: MLK

After beginning with an objection to the "statism" of the Smithsonian Institution including a civil rights exhibit about homosexuals (without objections to the "statism" of having, say, historic American flags on display), the piece includes a bit about Martin Luther King's plagiarism problems with his doctorate. That poor scholarship on Dr. King's part is actually true, but the newsbite here is merely a peg on which to hang more (and repeated) King-hate. For instance, on the following page:

[King] was also a Comsymp, if not an actual party member, and the man who replaced the evil of forced segregation with the evil of forced integration. King, the FBI files show, was not only a world-class adulterer, he also seduced underage girls and boys.... And we are supposed to honor this 'Christian minister' and lying socialist satyr...?"


 

6. Ron Paul Newsletter—February, 1990: The Coming Race War and Shame of MLK Day

"Boy, it sure burns me to have a national holiday for that pro-communist philanderer, Martin Luther King. I voted against this outrage time and time again as a Congressman. What an infamy that Ronald Reagan approved it! We can thank him for our annual Hate Whitey Day. Listen to a black radio talk show in any major city. The racial hatred makes a KKK rally look tame."

7. Ron Paul Newsletter—February, 1991: The X-Rated Martin Luther King

As if everything else about the communist pedophile Martin Luther King weren't bad enough, apparently he couldn't stop fucking Ralph Abernathy.

8. Ron Paul Newsletter—January, 1988: AIDS and Great Crabcakes, Two Things Made in Maryland

"Dr. Douglass believes that AIDS is a deliberately engineered hybrid of these two animal viruses cultured in human tissue, and he blames World Health Organization experimentation at Ft. Detrick, Maryland.... Could the government have experimented with it in the civilian population, as it did in the 1950s with LSD, and had things get out of control? I don't know, but these sure are interesting questions." See? He's just asking questions.

9.  Ron Paul Newsletter—January, 1990: SODOMY EQUALS DEATH

"A well-known libertarian editor just back from New York told me: 'The ACT-UP slogan, on stickers plastered all over Manhattan, is "Silence = Death." But shouldn't it be "Sodomy = Death"?'"

Just fly the coop and get out of the endless Pauliac loop, Betty Boop. 
Drop off the Chemtrail-Free Candy, Sandy.  
Just get yourself free,
Ship back the RP shoes, Suze.
You don't need to discuss much,
In less than 140 characters, Melissa Maass, 
Just say,"I am so over YOU and Paul.
Kissamaass!"

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