John Kerry for Secretary of State:
'Cuz Benedict Arnold was unavailable. Besides, Kerry served in Vietnam, doncha know?
Chuck Hagel for Secretary of Defence:
'Cuz Neville Chamberlain was unavailable. Besides, Hagel, too, served in Vietnam, doncha know?
Eric Holder to remain as Attorney General:
'Cuz he did such a great job in the past 4 years! Besides, he knows where the bodies are buried....no, not the hundreds of dead Mexicans or 2 dead Federal agents or thousands killed because of gun control laws.
John Brennan for Director of the Central Intelligence Agency:
'Cuz Chief Inspector Jacques Clouseau and Austin Powers both turned down the job.
Jack Lew for Secretary of the Treasury:
'Cuz Paul Krugman and Robert Mugabe were unavailable and we absolutely need someone to plan for that space alien invasion.
'Cuz Paul Krugman and Robert Mugabe were unavailable and we absolutely need someone to plan for that space alien invasion.
Vice-Post Turtle Biden. Vice PT
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