Now, clean out your office at the Federal Building at the North Pole and asked the Birther-in-Chief, The Donald, for some tips on what to do with your hair.
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Nite 'Toons: Move Your Ass, You Rich Bastard! We've Got To Redistribute The Wealth, Um, I Mean Gifts To Deliver
Just Wait Until I Start Air-Raiding Galt's Gulch and Rescind the Collective Bargaining Rights of the International Brotherhood of Money-Printing Elves Union, Then We'll Get This Sleight-of-Hand Sleigh Moving Again