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25 December 2012

The 2012 Progressive Wish Book for Festivus





THE OBAMA HAPPY MEAL

 



THE "THAT'S NOT FAIR!" DOLL







"YOU OWE ME, ELMO!"






THE PROGRESSIVE COALITION'S PRO-SCIENCE, BURQ'A BARBIE








"USEFUL INFIDEL" BARBIE






THE ALVIN GREEN ACTION FIGURE - 

A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS AND REASONS



 

THE "SHOW YOU CARE!  SHARE!" DOLL





THE "BRAIN-DEAD SUSAN SARANDON TALKING" POSTER





"MY LITTLE PONY" - THE BILL AYERS' EDITION








THE "JOOOOOOISH, BANKER HEADS NEED TO ROLL!" FREDDY KRUEGER TOILET PAPER ROLL COVER








THE "YOU HAVE TO BREAK A FEW EGGS TO MAKE AN OMELET" STALIN DOLL






THE "PRIMITIVISM IS PROGRESS - ENCOURAGE BESTIALITY" PROTEST UNIFORM








THE OBAMA - OWS - NEW BLACK PANTHER PARTY- RAINBOW COALITION "POST-RACIAL" DOLL







THE "WILL 80 THE WHOLE THING" DOLL

(Inside Townhall.com joke)







"IT'S THE JOOOOOOOS' FAULT" DOLL BY THE NEW PROGRESSIVES -- SAME IDEAS AS THE OLD PROGRESSIVES







THE "SMART POWER" DOLL ("RESET BUTTON" SOLD SEPARATELY)






WALK LIKE AN EGYPTIAN, BUT TALK LIKE AN AUSTRIAN...or, at least, as Da Preezy thinks they speak...







BENGHAZI WHAT?



Additional white-out sold separately.








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