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25 December 2012

Hello Kitty Weighs In On The Assault Weapons Ban a/k/a The Prohibition On Certain Guns With Cosmetic Changes That Make Them Look Skeery And Are Painted Skeery (And Racist!) Black Act of 1994

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E'ry Kitty Needs Herself A Brand-spanking new "My Progressive Little Ponyland" blaster!

The Glambo Signature Series "Hello Kitty" HK-AK-47

The world should note the hand-crocheted shoulder-stock muffler and the anodized titanium plating. This fully functional firearm fires standard 7.62mm 125 or 150 grain ammunition with a muzzle velocity of approximately 710 meters per second and a maximum effective range of approximately 300 meters. Several choices in stock wood are available. With a limited run of only 500, buy now before they're gone! A mere $100 extra includes Glambo's signature wood-burnt into the opposite side of the handguard. A perfect gift for the young lady of the house.
A bargain at only $1072.95!


I remember reading Ed over at HotAir wondering if a wiser tact would be to make them lezz skeeery lookin'.  You know, don't paint black.  I was at the very earliest stage of embarking on the road to swayedom when I saw this:



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