Oh Where, Oh Where, Have Our Little Blue Dog Democrats Gone?

Music to read by:

Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater
Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater

"President Barack Obama is a 'centrist'."

- Commonly-heard refrain from Democrats

In 2009, there were 52 Blue-Dog Democrats.  Today, there are 23 and this number will drop even further as more retire or are defeated in primaries by Big Labour & Progressive Coalitions, as Jason Altmire and Tim Holden were on Tuesday.

Isn't it about time that we add the Blue-Dog Democrat to the Endangered Species List?

And, the Left claims the Right is extreme???

DOG-EATER

Music: Hall/Oates
Lyrics: Made possible by a grant from the Lolo D. and Catherine T. Soetoro Foundation

He only comes out at night
To find a tasty bite
Nothing is new, I’ve seen his gaze before
Watching and waiting
He’s sitting with you but eyeing some Basset Hounds

So many to taste and see
Chihuahua fricasse

Dear Leader is wild, but he’s tamed by the taste of a puppy’s tail
Served up on a platter
The school lunches are sure gonna get bizarre

Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater

Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater

I wonder if Michelle approves
Fried puppy just won’t do
Poached poodle flan, the One will really rip their fur apart

Mind over matter
TelePrompTer glaze but a beast is in his heart

Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater

Oh here he comes
Watch out Bo he’ll chew you up
Oh here he comes
He’s a dogeater