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24 April 2012

Picture of the Day: Success Is In The Eye Of The Beholder







"You see, this is exactly what happens when a woman and her boyfriend decide to marry and have a family.  She subjugates herself to a man.  She becomes his broodmare, along with chief cook, nappy-changer, and bottle-washer.  When women are denied reproductive justice, male oppressors continue to secure their place in the world where all the gold is theirs and they can rape and pillage the brown, yellow, red, and black peoples on Mother Earth.

 Male oppression results in female victims giving birth to internal parasites.  These internal parasites destroy the hosts' bodies and inflict such nightmarish maladies as varicose veins, stretchmarks, haemorrhoids, swollen feet, ankles and fingers, voluminous breasts that then sag, migraines, temporarily diminished vision, disgusting food cravings, backaches, whiny partners, etc.

IT IS NOTHING SHORT OF SLAVERY FOR A WOMAN TO CARRY AN INTERNAL PARASITE FOR 40 WEEKS!!!

All of these parasites grow into human beings that devour our planet's limited resources.  Their carbon footprints will continue to grow.  One human will believe that his life is more important than that of a lowly cockroach.  Well!  Cockroaches are important and sacred, too!  A human being is NOT better than a cockroach!!!

Yes, many of these people will work and pay taxes for Social Security and Medicare beneficiaries.  I will pay, too, but for one.  They will have children....no doubt many....who will pay for the Social Security and Medicare of many people.  While I will have had 100% success with my contraception, I will not have added to the workpool to pay for me.  Hmmm...  Maybe, I'll get run over by a fish riding a bicycle.

 Without church-provided and/or government-funded contraception this could happen to you, too! 

Please make sure to join us in our upcoming Georgetown University SlutWalk!" 

- Sandra Fluke

3 comments:

doriangrey said...

Dear Sandra Fluke,

You are one of those human being destroying the planet Earth. Please remove yourself from the Planet, for the good of the Earth. In other words, Sandra Fluke, live up to your own standards and morals.

wbhickok said...

One can only hope and pray someday God forgive Miss Fluke and come to let her be blessed "Romney's reproductive disaster."
Perhaps she'll know the joy of life...


But for now Miss Fluck doesn't seem any better than those bible calls damned soul, forsaken Their Creator's spirit, therefore forsaken by God...


May God bless "Romney's reproductive disaster." Perhaps he has already done so...

JTGA said...

"IT IS NOTHING SHORT OF SLAVERY FOR A WOMAN TO CARRY AN INTERNAL PARASITE FOR 40 WEEKS!!!"

Shame her momma didn't feel the same.

"May God bless "Romney's reproductive disaster." Perhaps he has already done so..."

My wife suggests the following correction:
"May God bless "Romney's reproductive disaster." Perhaps SHE has already done so..."

(snicker, snicker)