Obama the Downgrader wrote: "The Tea Party loves Cain, because they both hate black people and the poor."
Which must be why they want him to be the Leader of the Free World (he wouldn't be the most powerful man in America - Tony Kennedy is) and govern them.
Tea Partier #1: "Really strange, Obamabot. Dem white folk want dat black buck, Big Herm, to be da plantazun laird and tell'em how to pick dat cott'n and pay dat 9-9-9 in taxes?"
Obamabot #1: "It ain't fittin'... it ain't fittin'. It jes' ain't fittin' for Tea Partiers, who hate blacks and the poor, to elect an authentic descendant of slaves, who grew up dirt poor, to be a Republican President of the United States of America ... It ain't fittin'!"
Obamabot #2: "Oh, Fiddle-dee-dee! Karen Finney told me that the GOP likes to see a black man who knows his place!"
Tea Partier #2: "She's right! We like to see a black man, who knows that he can be anything that he wants to be if he sets his mind to it and works hard. We believe the same about women, too, which is why we believe in equality under the law. We abhor discrimination like Affirmative Action. Discriminating against one based on skin colour, creed, religion, gender, and national origin should have died with Hitler."
Obamabot#1: "Well, we is gonna go on down to Washington and secede with Occupy, if a black man gets elected."
Tea Partier #1: "Bellevue would be better for ya. You'd just get in trouble in DC."
Obamabot #1: " What trouble are chu talkin 'bout?"
Tea Partier #1: "You know what trouble I's talkin' 'bout."
Obamabot #2: "Hmmph!"
Tea Partier #1: "It makes my blood run cold, the things Democrats say to minorities that escape the bondage of the government plantation."
Tea Partier #2: "Sure 'nuff. We gonna need to change the name of the country to the Balkanised States of America. There's a chasm now that really does seem impossible to find commonalities upon which to build a bridge of unity. We have nothing in common anymore."
Which must be why they want him to be the Leader of the Free World (he wouldn't be the most powerful man in America - Tony Kennedy is) and govern them.
Tea Partier #1: "Really strange, Obamabot. Dem white folk want dat black buck, Big Herm, to be da plantazun laird and tell'em how to pick dat cott'n and pay dat 9-9-9 in taxes?"
Obamabot #1: "It ain't fittin'... it ain't fittin'. It jes' ain't fittin' for Tea Partiers, who hate blacks and the poor, to elect an authentic descendant of slaves, who grew up dirt poor, to be a Republican President of the United States of America ... It ain't fittin'!"
Obamabot #2: "Oh, Fiddle-dee-dee! Karen Finney told me that the GOP likes to see a black man who knows his place!"
Tea Partier #2: "She's right! We like to see a black man, who knows that he can be anything that he wants to be if he sets his mind to it and works hard. We believe the same about women, too, which is why we believe in equality under the law. We abhor discrimination like Affirmative Action. Discriminating against one based on skin colour, creed, religion, gender, and national origin should have died with Hitler."
Obamabot#1: "Well, we is gonna go on down to Washington and secede with Occupy, if a black man gets elected."
Tea Partier #1: "Bellevue would be better for ya. You'd just get in trouble in DC."
Obamabot #1: " What trouble are chu talkin 'bout?"
Tea Partier #1: "You know what trouble I's talkin' 'bout."
Obamabot #2: "Hmmph!"
Tea Partier #1: "It makes my blood run cold, the things Democrats say to minorities that escape the bondage of the government plantation."
Tea Partier #2: "Sure 'nuff. We gonna need to change the name of the country to the Balkanised States of America. There's a chasm now that really does seem impossible to find commonalities upon which to build a bridge of unity. We have nothing in common anymore."
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