Dahlia Lithwick's A Joke: "One Of The Best Things About Occupy Wall Street Is The Way It Confuses And Ignores The Shrill Pundit Class"

Posted by P.J. Salvatore Oct 30th 2011 at 9:00 am

Dahlia Lithwick gives a half-exerted effort at spinning the complete lack of cohesive message from OWS into a “they don’t want the corporate media” defense. For a movement that doesn’t want corporate media attention because it’s corporate, they sure do whine about it a lot on all of their corporately produced devices via corporate-developed social media sites. She says to judge them by their signs.

"They are holding up signs that are perfectly and intrinsically clear…"

OK. If you say so.

SO CLEAR. You are totally right, Dahlia.

Oh, the JEWS. Right.

MORE Jews. Got it.

OK, I think we get it now. THE JEWS.

Still with the Jews. Oh, at least there’s a Troy Davis sign now.

 

I haven’t heard the word “Zion” mentioned so much since the third Matrix move, and that flick sucked out loud, but not as bad as the logical deficiency of this "grassroots" rave we’re seeing in the public parks now.

As in … they’re both … black?

Weed!

 

You know who can, though? This guy.

Dude, Crystal Pepsi sucked.

Got it.

You’re right, Lithwick. Their signs are “intrinsically clear”: shit is fucked up, the Jews, Troy Davis, Weed, Crystal Pepsi, and douches. Do you hear that, Wall Street??

- Oh, and if you’re having second thoughts on judging OWS by their signs, you can always judge them by their actual actions.