"NO ONE believes ABC/WaPo because EVERYONE knows that it is secretly controlled by Rupert Murdoch and his evil, gold-crusted-roasted-over-slow-flames-newborn-eating son. IBD/Tipp is another outfit that you JUST SHOULD NOT PAY THE SLIGHTEST HEED even though I said last week that it was the "gold standard" when it comes to polling. Another thing, Intrade must have been taken over by Richard Mellon Scaife and his buddies because there is NO WAY that Romney's odds of winning should be ANYWHERE in the 40s and moving higher. Zip. Zilch. Zero. Nada. None.
Gallup, like PPP, is a Republican-leaning polling outfit funded by the Koch-sucking Brothers. This is even more so since Obama and Axelrod had Holder sue them. Gallup is intentionally doctoring the sample by adding more African-Americans and Hispanics, which is always going to lead to a more Romney favourable result.Karl Rove, Grover Norquist, Darth Cheney, Justice Scalia, that House 'igga, Clarence Thomas, and Ahnta Jemima, Condi Rice, are part of a cabal that control the real forces behind the American Research Group and Susquehanna. Anyone, and I mean ANYONE, who believes that Obama isn't winning Pennsylvania by 157 points and Oiho by 458 is a damn lunatic! I know because I had lunch with some "very popular" politicians in Wisconsin today and they are "in the know," if you know what I mean.
CNN is more conservative than even Faux News. Candy is a complete Republican stooge and threw the ultimate lifeline to Romney. The people in the audience were all a bunch of conservative plants and asked questions written for them by the Romney campaign.
Romney is NOT leading Obama by 6 nationally…and do NOT even get me started on Rasmussen – that, that Sheldon Adelson outfit. If Ras is claiming 4 for Romney, that means Obama will win 40,000+ electoral votes.
Josh Jordan of NumbersMuncher is a Republican operative, who is playing all of you like violins. Disregard the fact that I used to trumpet his poll analysis when Obama was winning and a "sure thing." He is nothing but a hack now that he is claiming that Romney actually has a chance of winning Ohio and the election. Hack! Hack! Hack!
He’s NOT leading in the swing states. Romney is NOT gaining in Pennsylvania. There will NOT be a landslide in ANY bitterclinger county in America much less the overwhelming majority.
Obama IS leading in Texas, Utah, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, and Arkansas by more than 20 points in each state.
You people are D-E-L-U-S-I-O-N-A-L!
By the way, did you see the new poll from Kim Jong-un POLLitech University? It has Obama up by 63 points nationally with a R +74. Oh, and the Castro-Guevara-Chavez Battleground Poll of the Swing States has Obama wiping Romney’s blood off the floor with a 75 point lead and has a sample of 2/3,798/468 (D/R/I).
You wankers had better catch up! Even true cons are voting for my Dear Leader!”
– RuPoll a/k/a gumbyandpokey of HotAir.com, Assistant Press Secretary, Ministry of Truth
PS: Media Matters is about to break a huge story! Frank Luntz is actually a NorKo op. He is using a form of MK-ULTRA to get non-sexist, racist, bigoted, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, totalitarian theocrats to become sexist, racist, bigoted, homophobic, xenophobic, Islamophobic, totalitarian theocrats so that Obama will be defeated…leaving Kim Jong-un the undisputed kewlest, hipsterest leader on the planet. So there!
Hey, Gumby, try not to trash too many more polls, networks, etc, that I have to add to your growing list of “Do Not Believe A Word Of What They Are Saying” has tripled since the second debate! All you are going to be left with is the poll deciding what the colour theme should be for Lennox Middle School prom and your MiniTru post is going to consume all of the available bandwidth.
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