Idiots Rule: We've Got The Best Kakistocracy Money Can Buy

M2RB:   Jane's Addiction

I got a lie
A fat fuckin' lie
About a law
Idiots obey
They made it easy
Now cheaters have their way
You hi-di-ho's
You're living on your knees

Forget the rule!
Oh - idiots rule!
Forget the rule!
Oh - idiots rule!

Time to start over?  Washington doesn't need to be nuked...It's already rotting from the inside out.

A couple of years ago, the apparatchiks in Brussels decided that water didn't hydrate.

Imagine:

Congress decides to tell people that they shouldn't drink water, especially on hot days. It acknowledges that it doesn't have the authority to mandate that people abstain from drinking water, BUT, if they do, they will be "taxed."

This legislation is signed into law by the American President, who is a cousin of Herman van Rompuy, the President of the European Council in Brussels.

In a previous Congress, a bill was passed that said Americans should not drink any more than 16 ounces in total of juice, soda, alcohol, and milk per day because all are having an impact on health care costs.  It acknowledged that it didn't have the authority to mandate that people abstain from drinking water, BUT, if they did, they would be "taxed."

This legislation was signed into law by President Bloomberg, the First Jewish President, who was criticised mightily by some, but that wasn't "racist."

So, as a result of these two laws, people will be limited to drinking less than 16 ounces in total of juice, soda, alcohol, and milk per day and no water or pay a tax. 

Keep yourself adequately hydrated?  Pay taxes.  Don't want to pay the "taxes"?  Then die from dehydration.

As Ben Franklin said, "nothing can be said to be certain in this world, except death and taxes." 

Heads, they win.  Tails, we lose. 

*  Kakistocracy:  Government by the least qualified or most unprincipled citizens.

Idiots Rule - Jane's Addiction

I got a lie
A fat fuckin' lie
About a law
Idiots obey
They made it easy
Now cheaters have their way
You hi-di-ho's
You're living on your knees

Forget the rule!
Oh - idiots rule!
Forget the rule!
Oh - idiots rule!

Now there's a time...
But i say non like now
There's a time
Where idiots are bound
If there's a pole
Planted in your back
Then you're a fixture
Not a man

Forget the rule!
Oh - idiots rule!
Forget the rule!
Oh - idiots rule!
Idiots!
Idiots rule!
Idiots!
Idiots rule!
Idiots!
Idiots rule!

You know that man
You hate?
You look more like him
Every day everyday
Hi-di-hos!
2 good shoes
Won't save your soul
Idiots rule!
Idiots rule!