Shit, you should have seen what happened to me when I played 15 games of Spades with Reggie Love, Pete Souza, Marvin Nicholson during the Osama bin Laden raid. I was forced to tap into my Obama Stash!
Bonus for you-know-who-you-are:
And, who wants 5 more years of Muffin Cameron?
If I were a Tory, I'd proudly take my swivel-eyed-looned-self and sashay over to UKIP and tell the party of the governing elite, LibLabCon, that they're done!