And, People Wonder Why We Laugh At Gaian Cultists

M2RB:  Babes in Toyland (Explicit language warning)

You got this thing that really makes me hot
You got a lot and more when you get caught
You got this thing that follows me around
You (bloody) bitch well I hope your insides rot
Liar

Go All. The. Way. Down... For Gaia... Baby!!!

From page 16 of "Return to Almora" written by Dr Rajenda Pachauri, who was the head of the IPPC, whose disastrous 2007 report became a laughingstock:

“She then led him into the bedroom,” writes Dr Pachauri.

“She removed her gown, slipped off her nightie and slid under the quilt on his bed… Sanjay put his arms around her and kissed her, first with quick caresses and then the kisses becoming longer and more passionate.

“May slipped his clothes off one by one, removing her lips from his for no more than a second or two.

“Afterwards she held him close. ‘Sandy, I’ve learned something for the first time today. You are absolutely superb after meditation. Why don’t we make love every time immediately after you have meditated?’.”

More follows, including Sanjay and friends queuing to have sexual encounters with Sajni, an impoverished but willing local: "Sanjay saw a shapely dark-skinned girl lying on Vinay’s bed. He was overcome by a lust that he had never known before ... He removed his clothes and began to feel Sajni’s body, caressing her voluptuous breasts."

Sadly for Sanjay, writes Dr Pachauri, "the excitement got the better of him, before he could even get started".

While teaching meditation to women in the US, Sanjay can once more barely contain his ardour. Again, breasts – usually heaving or else voluptuous – are thrust to the fore. 

"He enjoyed the sensation of gently pushing Susan’s shoulders back a few inches, an action that served to lift her breasts even higher," writes Dr Pachauri. "He was excited by the sight of her heaving breasts, as she breathed in and out deeply."

A friend of Susan is taken to a motel by Sanjay but only after he has fondled her breasts – "which he just could not let go of" – inadvertently sounding the car horn at the same time.

Other passages in the novel involve group sex and more risqué sexual practices.

He won the Nobel Peace Prize in 2007, on behalf of the Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change.

Yeah, I'm gonna take him seriously!   Not!

 

I wonder if Dr Pachauri could release Al Gore's second chakra?  Hmmmm......

Seriously, the problem that the Gaian Cultists have created for themselves is quite easy to explain from my position as a lawyer. Basically, they have tried their case with the equivalent of a poor man's Marcia Clark and Chris Darden (and if you think that's bad, consider that I think a rich man's Clark & Darden is a real put down). The opening statement was nothing short of "The sky is falling and, if we don't do XYZ and pay $100 trillion in taxes N-O-W, then an Armageddon is a'comin."

The burden of proof was on them. They made these outlandish predictions, which were NOT based upon legitimate science. Once they presented their case with a bunch of gypsies, liars, and thieves tossing around junk science, cataclysmic claims, statements from mountain climbing magasines, etc., they attempted to move for SJ. Well, the procedure doesn't work that way. They don't get to decide when the case is closed and they've won.

Since then, there have been myriad examples of outrageous errors, insanities, "peer-reviewed" statements of dwindling polar bear populations made by NON-SCIENTISTS accepted as fact and presented by the UN, the outright fraud of disappearing glaciers, shrinking Greenland, etc. They have yet to even attempt to rebut anything other than to say, "Well, it could happen. It might happen." Yeah, well Fat Al Gore might get hit by a bus this afternoon, too, Insha'allah...which would definitely release his second chakra.

Many like to talk about Eisenhower's farewell speech and his warning about the Military Industrial Complex and admonish all of us "liars, damn deniers, and statistics providers" to "follow the money." I agree.  Let's follow the money....and, also, let's not neglect what else Eisenhower warned about in the same speech...

"But each proposal must be weighed in the light of a broader consideration: the need to maintain balance in and among national programs -- balance between the private and the public economy, balance between cost and hoped for advantage -- balance between the clearly necessary and the comfortably desirable; balance between our essential requirements as a nation and the duties imposed by the nation upon the individual; balance between actions of the moment and the national welfare of the future. Good judgment seeks balance and progress; lack of it eventually finds imbalance and frustration.

In the councils of government, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military industrial complex. The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist.

We must never let the weight of this combination endanger our liberties or democratic processes. We should take nothing for granted. Only an alert and knowledgeable citizenry can compel the proper meshing of the huge industrial and military machinery of defense with our peaceful methods and goals, so that security and liberty may prosper together.

Akin to, and largely responsible for the sweeping changes in our industrial-military posture, has been the technological revolution during recent decades.

In this revolution, research has become central; it also becomes more formalized, complex, and costly. A steadily increasing share is conducted for, by, or at the direction of, the Federal government.

Today, the solitary inventor, tinkering in his shop, has been overshadowed by task forces of scientists in laboratories and testing fields. In the same fashion, the free university, historically the fountainhead of free ideas and scientific discovery, has experienced a revolution in the conduct of research. Partly because of the huge costs involved, a government contract becomes a substitute for intellectual curiosity. For every old blackboard there are now hundreds of new electronic computers.

The prospect of domination of the nation's scholars by Federal employment, project allocations, and the power of money is ever present and is gravely to be regarded.

Yet, in holding scientific research and discovery in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that public policy could itself become the captive of a scientific-technological elite."

So, yeah, Gaian Cultists, don't be surprised when we laugh at you.  If you want us to take you seriously, stopped lying and awarding Nobel Peace Prizes to D-science students, law school dropouts, and divinity school flunkies like Fat Al Bore and failed railroad engineers with shady financial, charitable, and organisational dealings, who not only claim to be "scientists," but also publish enviro-smutty-bodice-ripping-shag-fest-GaianPussyGalore books unworthy of even Harlequin Romances like former IPCC Chairman, Rajendra Pachauri.  It's like so totally embarrassing already.  Ya'now?

Related Reading:

Global Warming is Dead! Long Live The Next Little Ice Age! God Save The Queen Gaia!

Children Just Aren't Going To Know What Sun Is

The Glorious Guru of Gloom, the Ghastly Goreacle of Gaia, the Glitterati Geo-Ecocrats and Their Gullible Gulpers of Gaiaraideoganda

And, People Wonder Why We Laugh At Gaian Cultists 

The Creator of Gaia:  The Science Is Not Settled

Study: Climate Change Skeptics Know More About Science Than Believers

 

Bruise Violet - Babes In Toyland

You got this thing that really makes me hot
You got alot and more when you get caught
You got this thing that follows me around
You f_cking b_tch well I hope your insides rot
Liar
Liar
Liar
You see the stars through eyes lit up with lies
You got your stories all twisted up in mine
You got this thing that follows me around
You were born with glue instead of spine
Liar
Liar
Liar
Of thee I sing
Tied to a string
You got this thing that follows me around
You got this thing that really makes me hot
You got alot and more when you get caught
Bruise violet
Bruise violet
Bruise violet