President Obama: I Never Said That I Was George Washington

M2RB: Eurythmics 

 

Would I lie to you?  Would I lie to you, honey?

Now, would I say something that wasn't true?

Would I lie to you, honey?  Would I lie, lie, lie to you?

"I cannot tell a lie."

- President George Washington

"I cannot tell the truth."

- President Barack Obama

Wait a sec, I've compared myself to Bill Clinton, Ronald Reagan, Jimmy Carter, Lyndon Baines Johnson, John F Kennedy, Martin Luther King, Jr, Franklin Delano Roosevelt, Teddy Roosevelt, Abraham Lincoln,  Gandhi, JayZ, Nelson Mandela, the Argentine footballer Lionel Andrés Messi, Jesus Christ, Margaret Thatcher, the Miami Heats (sic), Dwight David Eisenhower, Joshua from the Old Testament, Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, George H W Bush, San Francisco Giants' Ace Tim Lincecum, and even George W Bush, but I NEVER said that I was George Washington.