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30 September 2010

Sterilisation in America


In 1927, the Court in Buck v. Bell, 274 U.S. 200, upheld a statute instituting compulsory sterilisation of the unfit, including the mentally retarded, "for the protection and health of the state." It was largely seen as an endorsement of negative eugenics—the attempt to improve the human race by eliminating "defectives" from the gene pool.

Carrie Buck was a perfectly normal 18 year-old, young woman.  Her grandmother had mental and emotional problems.  Her mother had the mind of an 8 year-old and a history of prostitution and "immorality." Carrie had been put up for adoption.  In her teens, she became pregnant.  Her family and physician claimed that she was "feeble-minded" and had her instituionalised in the state mental hospital.  It was learned latter that Carrie had been raped by her adopted mother's nephew and the family had her institutionalised to "save the family's reputation."

Once Virginia SB 281, the “Eugenical Sterilization Act,” passed, the state and state doctors were looking for a case to test the law.  Carrie was it.  She lost through the state courts and her lawyers were granted cert by SCOTUS.  Carrie's lawyers argued that involuntary sterilisation violated the protections of the 14th Amendment and 5th Amendment. They contended that the due process clause guarantees all adults the right to procreate which was being violated. They also made the argument that the equal protection clause in the 14th Amendment was being violated since not all similarly situated people were being treated the same. The sterilisation law was only for the "feeble-minded" at certain state institutions and made no mention of other state institutions or those who were not in an institution.

In a landmark 8-1 decision, the Court upheld the involuntary sterilisation law and this opened the floodgates.  the Court accepted that she, her mother and her daughter were "feeble-minded" and "promiscuous," and that it was in the state's interest to have her sterilised.

In the infamous words of Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, writing for the majority:

"We have seen more than once that the public welfare may call upon the best citizens for their lives. It would be strange if it could not call upon those who already sap the strength of the State for these lesser sacrifices, often not felt to be such by those concerned, to prevent our being swamped with incompetence. It is better for all the world, if instead of waiting to execute degenerate offspring for crime, or to let them starve for their imbecility, society can prevent those who are manifestly unfit from continuing their kind. The principle that sustains compulsory vaccination is broad enough to cover cutting the Fallopian tubes…Three generations of imbeciles are enough".

She was sterilised and lived into her 80s, was a perfectly normal woman of average intelligence, manners, morality, and mother to the child of the rape until the little girl, an honours' student, died from the measles.

It is estimated that close to 100,000 Americans were forced to undergo sterilisation against their will.

In Skinner v. Oklahoma, 316 U.S. 535 (1942), the Court ruled that compulsory sterilisation could not be imposed as a punishment for a crime because the Oklahoma law excluded white-collar crimes, which did not also carry sterilisation penalties.  Obviously, this produced equal protection problems and headaches.

The Oklahoma law allowed for a person convicted of three or more crimes "amounting to felonies involving moral turpitude".   Skinner had been convicted twice of bank robbery and one for stealing chickens.  It was a common belief during that era was that "criminality" was possibly a hereditary trait that needed to be weeded out of the human gene pool via eugenics.

Section 195 of the law made the following exception:  offences arising out of the violation of the prohibitory laws, revenue acts, embezzlement, or political offenses, shall not come or be considered within the terms of this Act."........in other words, "white and middle/upper class" people. 

Justice William O. Douglas writing for the majority:

"Oklahoma makes no attempt to say that he who commits larceny by trespass or trick or fraud has biologically inheritable traits which he who commits embezzlement lacks. We have not the slightest basis for inferring that that line has any significance in eugenics, nor that the inheritability of criminal traits follows the neat legal distinctions which the law has marked between those two offenses. In terms of fines and imprisonment, the crimes of larceny and embezzlement rate the same under the Oklahoma code. Only when it comes to sterilization are the pains and penalties of the law different. The equal protection clause would indeed be a formula of empty words if such conspicuously artificial lines could be drawn."

and...

"The power to sterilize, if exercised, may have subtle, far-reaching and devastating effects. In evil or reckless hands it can cause races or types which are inimical to the dominant group to wither and disappear. There is no redemption for the individual whom the law touches. Any experiment which the State conducts is to his irreparable injury. He is forever deprived of a basic liberty. We mention these matters not to reexamine the scope of the police power of the States. We advert to them merely in emphasis of our view that strict scrutiny of the classification which a State makes in a sterilization law is essential, lest unwittingly, or otherwise, invidious discriminations are made against groups or types of individuals in violation of the constitutional guaranty of just and equal laws."

Skinner is often mistaken as having overturned Buck and declared forced sterilisations to be unconstitutional.  THIS IS UNTRUE.  The case turned on the Equal Protection argument and the disparate treatment for classes of criminals.

SKINNER IS STILL GOOD LAW.  FORCED STERILISATIONS HAVE NEVER BEEN HELD TO BE UNCONSTITUTIONAL AND AROUND 25,000 MEN AND WOMEN UNDERWENT STERILISATION AFTER SKINNER.

The last known forced sterilisation occurred in Oregon in 1984, but there is nothing to stop the government from beginning this horror in the future.  That should make the hearts of Tom Friedman, Paul Krugman, Ezekiel Emanuel, John Holdern, etc., go aflutter.  One child policy???

As a libertarian, these cases are close to my heart.  The State should never be able to do things like this to anyone.  This sad chapter of American history was born in evil, which eventually was adopted by Nazi Germany.

26 September 2010

Totally Batshit Crazy: The Six Most Insane People To Ever Run For President








#6: CYNTHIA McKINNEY (If she is #6, just imagine who's on first).


If you're one of those people with a soft spot for wasting your vote on loony candidates, do I have good news for you! You have plenty of time to cast your wacky-as.s vote for Green Party nominee, Cynthia McKinney, when she runs again in 2012!

Until 2006, she was a Democratic member of Congress, where she spent her time on important things like trying to pass a bill to release the government's secret records on all of the Jews on House committees, assaulting the Capitol police and trying to get a new House Senate Select Committee On Assassinations formed to investigate the CIA's involvement into the "assassinations" of Tupac Shakur, Soulja Slim, Biggie Smalls, Freakie Tay, Mac Dre, Yaki Kadafi, Scott La Rock, Big L, and Jam Master Jay.

But wait, it gets better. McKinney upped the crazy ante when she claimed that the government executed 5,000 males and dumped them in a swamp in Louisiana. She stated that she assumed they were prisoners, because they were mostly males. Why, because only dudes go to prison? Evidently, soooooooomeone has never seen: "Caged Heat, " The Concrete Jungle," "Chained Heat," "Cell Block Sisters," "Caged Hearts," "Bad Girls Dormitory," "Under Lock & Key," and "Caged Fear."

She also claimed that the American Red Cross was a conspirator in the "genocide" in Louisiana. Yeah, 'cuz EVERYONE knows that the Red Cross is just a beard for the Fourth Reich, Illuminati, Council on Foreign Relations, CIA and Bilderbergs. That's right! We ALL know that its charity work is just a cover for its real purpose: To steal and kill.

This information supposedly came to her via a message received by the antenna on her tinfoil hat from a woman whose son was one of those tasked with disposing of the bodies. Sure, that probably sounds dubious, but McKinney assures us she took the extra step of verifying the story with insiders. I'm hoping that "insiders" is the loving pet name she's given to the voices in her head. Otherwise, someone out there with information to share that, if true, could be vital to the very fabric of American life, decided that the best place to go with it was here...


'Why am I holding these? Where am I?'

- Cynthia McKinney


'Her son’s charge by the Department of Defence was to process 5,000 bodies that had received a single bullet wound to the head, and these were mostly males…The data about these individuals was entered into a Pentagon computer. And, then reportedly the bodies were dumped in the swamp in Louisiana…I have verification from insiders, who wish to remain anonymous (of course)…at the Red Cross.'

- Cynthia “Face-Palm” McKinney


Because clearly, the Red Cross would be deeply involved in such a plot...


“Why did they not warn the innocent people…who were needlessly murdered?” In other words, the Bush administration knew these people were going to be murdered and they did nothing about it. She also adds that “persons close to this administration are poised to make huge profits off America’s new war…We know there were numerous warnings of the events to come on September 11th. . . . What did this administration know and when did it know it, about the events of September 11th? Who else knew, and why did they not warn the innocent people of New York who were needlessly murdered? . . . What do they have to hide?…I am not aware of any evidence showing that President Bush or members of his administration have personally profited from the attacks of 9-11. A complete investigation might reveal that to be the case.”

- Cynthia McKinney 


Don’t say it. I am not debating your Truther theories again…thermite…nano-thermite…nono-kryptonite.




#5: LYNDON LaROUCHE, PERENNIAL PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE



Lyndon LaRouche has run for president at least eight times, first in 1976 as the US Labour Party candidate, and later as a candidate for the Democratic nomination. Depending on who you ask, he is either a genius visionary or a batshitt insane conspiracy theorist...Hmm... Let's see if we can find some evidence one way or the other...

Where to start?  He thinks either the Holocaust didn't happen or, if it did, it wasn't all that bad and that some kind of Jewish /British cabal  is behind all of the world's problems.  (You know, if it's not Bush's fault, then it has to be the fault of the Joooos). His political party looks an awful lot like a cult, with LaRouche holding tight-fisted control over a core group of dedicated followers. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200.00. And, Go Straight to Flat-out Batshitt Crazyville.

I mean why not go straight for the great?  And by "great" I mean “GREAT!” like the time that "he claimed someone kidnapped and brainwashed one of his staff members with the intent of programming them to assassinate him."

According to LaRouche's group, the intended assassin was Chris White, a British national, who had married LaRouche's ex-girlfriend. The young man was allegedly kidnapped by the CIA, in conjunction with the KGB friend. The young man was next allegedly kidnapped by the CIA, in conjunction with the KGB. Sounds reasonable enough, what better friends were there in 1974 than the CIA and the KGB? What Cold War?

LaRouche's people said that, once in captivity, White was programmed so that when a trigger word was uttered, White would kill his wife, then LaRouche, and then blame the thing on Cuban assassins (got to work in the Cubans in there. What good is a conspiracy theory without a Communist octogenarian in it in a track suit?). After all, if some dude just went crazy and killed his wife and her ex-boyfriend, how would you ever explain that?





#4: JOHN G. SCHMITZ - 1972 AMERICAN INDEPENDENT PARTY



John G Schmitz had a beef with Richard Nixon (when Nixon made his historic trip to China, Schmitz quite hilariously said "I was only upset that he came back"). Schmitz decided the best way to take out his anger was by running for President against Nixon in 1972, hoping to addle Nixon with the shame of losing to someone who was frothingly insane.

If someone ever decides to compile recordings of the craziest things every said to the media, they may as well call it "John G Schmitz: The Greatest Hits," and not just because that title rhymes. For example, there was the time he casually suggested the US could benefit from a military coup to overthrow the government. But in his words:


'Not a bad coup, mind you. But, a good one,  like Pinochet's in Chile.'  


Oh, okay! Thought you were saying something retarded there for a moment.

He did have a way with the ladies though. After a particularly heated exchange with feminist lawyer, Gloria Allred, Schmitz approved a press release with the catchy headline:


"Attack of the Bulldykes" 


...that described Allred as a "slick butch lawyeress" and her supporters as "a sea of hard, Jewish and (arguably) female faces". 

Regardless of where you fall on the issue of women or lawyers or those that happen to be both, that’s some funny shit. I love listening to insane people babble,  You just never know what will be said and, of course, even a nut finds a squirrel every now and then and called Allred, "That Howling, Hollering Harridan", Allred, is a bitch. I can't listen to her for more than 2 minutes.


Schmitz is dead now, but fear not! The crazy train in the Schmitz family is continuing on down the tracks. One major example is Schmitz’s daughter, Mary Kay LeTourneau. Name sound vaguely familiar? Maybe, you remember it from the several years she was in the headlines for having sex with a 13 year-old student (she was a teacher – they met when he was 8) and having two of his children. She went to jail for rape, then, when she was released, she did the honourable thing: She married him. 

Many children and insanity runs in the family.  But, hey, at least she didn’t run for president.
 



#3: JOHN HAGELIN - 1992 NATURAL LAW PARTY NOMINEE 



The Natural Law Party was formed in 1992 in that political hotbed city of Fairfield, Iowa (Think Berkeley in a corn field...or not). For the entirety of it's hilarious life as a political party (three election cycles), John Hagelin was their candidate.


John Hagelin is a doctor. That means he's smarter than you. So smart, in fact, that he has the problem of terrorism completely figured out. War? Not the answer. Better cooperation amongst intelligence departments? Not necessary. Transcendental meditation? Hell, yeah! Just watch that downward facing dog. You could cause a riot or WWIII. Namaste, dude. 

According to Hagelin, the answer to all of the world's problems lies in having a bunch of people get together in a room and think about said problems, like, really hard. That's it, problem solved. No actual action is needed. Seriously, they say it's been "field tested" for 25 years and has shown clear reductions in terrorism! Though I'm assuming those 25 years were not consecutive and did not include 2001 or 2002 or 2003 or 2004 or 2005 or 2006 or 2007 or 2008 or 2009 or 2010.
 
Perhaps, Hagelin can get one of those massive transcendental mediation thingies going on 21 December 2012 - That whole Mayan calendar issue must be freaking the Nats out.


According to them, the only reason we haven't already eradicated all of our problems is because not enough people are meditating on them at the same time. But, it's not for lack of trying, once participation in the annual Invincible America Assembly reaches approximately the square root of 1% of the total population of the United States, all world events will tilt in our favor. That makes sense, right? That 'He.Bad.', 09 September 2001, thing was just an aberration.



#2: JACK SHEPARD- 2008 CANDIDATE FOR THE REPUBLICAN NOMINATION




If you think it takes balls to run for president, try running for president while running from the law. That's just what Jack Shepard did.

Jack Shepard's political activities, and there have been several, have all been conducted from Italy due to an outstanding for burning his Minneapolis home to the ground.

To be fair, he had a perfectly plausible story. 


'Someone kicked in my bedroom door and threw some fire in there and ran downstairs and ran away.'


I must admit, I was skeptical, until I realised that the assailants already had the fire burning and ready to throw prior to kicking in the bedroom door; thus, giving them plenty of time to escape...all in the dark. Night vision goggles???

Running for president as a fugitive--presumably so he can pardon himself once elected--is more than enough crazy to make this list, but it doesn't end there.

Shepard also had his Minnesota dental license revoked due to "a string of violent incidents."  No further details are available about the incidents themselves, but he did show up to the revocation hearing dressed as soccer player, if that helps. Need more? Think Michael Jackson without the fire and violent extractions. 

And then, there are his claims of being a spy for the US government. "If I wanted to go home (President) Bush would clear the way (he obviously overlooked the fact that he can't campaign, win and be President in Italy and, if he comes home, he won't be to either since the warden has some very strict rules).


“Bush knows me personally. How do get new passports, travel and do not get arrested, if Uncle Sam did not cover for one of his most well connected people in the Middle East, if I was not who I cannot say I am?" 


Yes, because we all know that batshit loons set fires, get a little violent cleaning, filling and pulling teeth, and show up to court in a costume are on a first name basis with the POTUS and is well-connected in Europe. 

You can't argue with logic like that.




#1: LEE MERCER, JR., CANDIDATE FOR THE 2008 DEMOCRATIC NOMINATION




After the Democrats nominated Barack Obama in 2008, I had a chance to reflect on the nominee that could have been, should have been.  Seriously, I am talking about a candidate of great personal integrity, purpose, wisdom, intelligence, and vision.  Sure, Obama's black.  The first African-American candidate nominated for President by a major political party in the United States.  Big deal.  They could have had a black candidate AND a real historic first if not for the fact he failed to garner a single delegate or appear on a single ballot. Even so, the failure of the Democrats to nominate this man for president represents a tragic loss, the loss of a man who combines the stability of Lyndon LaRouche, the gravitas of Joe Biden and the wisdom Dennis Kucinich and stirs it up into a nice gooey ball of complete sincere batshit insanity.

Why is America the greatest country in the world? Because a Lee Mercer, Jr. can legally run for president.

After reading through his website, the thing that surprised me the most was that someone actually got Lee Mercer, Jr. to take a long enough break from being absolutely out-of-his-gourd insane to stop and pose for that picture at the top. Not wanting to dilute Mercer's message, I now present him in his own words (misspelling his, emphasis mine) and all of his glory.

Double gird your loins, because here we go...from his biography:


"Since my high school graduation in 1969, I developed myself to my own academic interest to be a Collegiate Professional."


"On August 22, 1992, the State of Texas installed an intelligence hotwire in me at the United States Army Military Intelligence Academy Camp Bullis, San Antonio, Texas."


"As a part of my continuing eduaction (yep, that "eduaction" will come in handy), I am making my presidential campaign part of my ROTC Intelligence Academics to record the learnings, doings, and examples of the United States Government as a government consultant, community developer, and financial planner appointed by the United States Federal Congress to record my biography in the United States Government Presidential Election for 2008 from Electronic Surveillance to develop records on the United States Government Presidential Campaign because I am on an academic intelligence hotwire that cannot be unhooked by anyone.'


"I have a doctor degree Phd. a doctor of laws, medicine (not a practitioner of medicine; i.e, physicians, surgeons), theology, management, engineering and other subjects that are guaranteed by the United States Army in ROTC to be presented to me in a court of Law only."  



Yeah, I thought the same thing you are...is Fleet Admiral Bozone Mitty,  (Ret.), International Man of Idiocy, bestest friend of Rear Admiral Thurston Howell III really Lee Mercer???



Alas, no.


On Why He's Running For President:


1. The United States Federal Congress has encouraged me to want to become President of the United States so that I can do what the President of the United States of America is supposed to do and complete the federal and military government biography and autobiography in development in Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence Education across the board National and International.  Yeah, because we all know that writing down that, which the Evil Electronic Eye can already see, somehow, protects you from Big Brother.  Besides, like, um, you know, how can Eye Spy penetrate the Van Allen Radiation Belt?  Huh?


2.  To prove there is a Public Health Crime War in Business and Commerce in America National and International through Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence.  Yeah, he's really hung up on that whole bidness.


3.  To prove The Klu Klux Klan and the Communist Party are gangsters and organize crime in Business and Commerce through Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence (All Three) Business and Commerce Intelligence National and International.  Told ya. 


4.  To prove the United States of America has two Governments and they are Government #1 and Government #2 and I own Government # 1.  I have the feeling that he had a difficult time potty training -- #1 and #2.


5. To Prove The United States Army Guarantees all of my performances because I am on a United States Army Hot-wire Hookup for performance monitoring as Eye Spy Community-Military Intelligence Business and Commerce Intelligence University Of Texas at Austin ROTC The United States Army Military Intelligence Academy.  Back to the EYE SPY.  Hey, maybe, he's related to Axe...






6.  To Prove Governor William Perry is killing me and my family very seriously.  Okey-dokey.


7.  To Prove Jeb Bush is all in my house with disease.  BOOOOOOOOOSH!


8.  To prove that you need to pay the American Citizens before I die.  Don't ask.  Hell, if I know.


9.  To prove that every person in the United States and world is hooked up on an Eye Spy and Community Military Intelligence (All Three) Electronic surveillance hot-wires approved by the United States Congress for the U.S. Government Electronic Surveillance of every citizen in America for government intelligence circumstances will equal to the United States Government's Technocracy.  Back to the EYE.  Has anyone ever seen Axe and Lee Mercer in the same room at the same time?  Ever?



"My platform for President of the United States Of America is Criminal Law. It is developed from my Method of Education."




"I was to create and/or invent by the United States Army that is now intact regulating the United States Government protecting through Military Intelligence Computerization Management a new Disipline I invented and the Administration of Criminal Law. Laws across the board."




"Hey! Don't mock his "created and/or invented"! After all, "Hope-n-Change" worked. "Created and Saved" worked for a while. So did, "Timely, Targeted, and Temporary.”


Sounds like George Nouri could fill up an entire month of programming on Coast-to-Coast just with these loons...and, I haven't even mentioned Dennis Kucinich, Sheila Jackson-Lee, Alvin Greene, and Carol Mosley-Braun.


Prediction:  Since Alvin "Action Figure" Greene is shellacked, Cynthia McKinney will ask him to be her running mate in 2012.  Well, at least we will be entertained while awaiting the end of the world on 21 December 2012.

Okay, well, there's always 2016!!!



Updated with some gratuitous Axe axing.  I so heart him.


20 September 2010

First, they came for the Israeli Jews and Brad didn't speak out because he wasn't an Israeli Jew.

Then they came for the Israeli Arabs and Brad didn't speak out because he wasn't an Israeli Arab.

Then they came for the Christians and Brad didn't speak out because he wasn't a Christian.

Then they came for the Useful Infidels, who happen to be secular Jews, on vacation in Palestine or Israel or Egypt or Libya or Iran or Saudi Arabi or Malmö or walking through Tower Hamlets or Waltham Forest and there was no one left to speak out for Brad.

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VOTE DEMOCRAT SO THAT ALL STOCK MARKET CRASHES CAN BE COLOURBLIND!!!

"Isn't it a little racist to call it Black Friday?" - Joy Behar Democrats, you can get your daily dose of Joy at: www.joybehar.blogs.cnn.com. You can also be the 47th person to purchase her book “When You Need a Lift: But Don't Want to Eat Chocolate, Pay a Shrink, or Drink a Bottle of Gin” released in 2007! Don’t wait! Copies are going fast…to the dime rack!



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR THE WOULDA', COULDA', SHOULDA'!!!

"I have to march because my mother could not have an abortion." - Maxine Waters

Democrats, you can help insure that this intellectual giant and Mother Teresa of ethics continues to impress Ben Bernanke and help her husband protect his investments by contributing to her reelection campaign at: www.waters.house.gov. You can also be the first to pre-order her new book “If My Mother Could Have Aborted Me, George Bush Wouldn’t Have Caused Me To Break Ethics Rules!”



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR EXPERTISE AND CONTROL!

"I am not an expert on computers." - Al Gore, the creator of the internet

Democrats and Eco-Hysterics, you can help Al Gore pay Tipper and for his massages at: www.algore.com. Also, you can purchase his 20-part DVD set “How To Flunk Out Of Divinity School And Still Become A Billionaire, Beloved Prophet Of A Mega-Church” and his acclaimed books “Hitler Was Right! Your Body And Health Is The State’s Business: How Vegetarianism Will Save The Planet, Lower Health Care Costs, And Leave More Hamburgers For Me!” and “Hitler Was Right, II! Gaia Rocks!”



 "VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

VOTE DEMOCRAT SO THAT SANTA WILL NOT BECOME HOMELESS!

"In 50 years there will be no North Pole in the summertime." - Al Gore

(apparently global warming will cause the earth to shift on its axis)



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR DIVERSIFIED 7-11s, RESTAURANTS TO NOWHERE, AND CLEAN, ARTICULATE, BLACK GUYS WORKING AT HOME DEPOT!

“You cannot go to a 7-11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent … I’m not joking.” - Joe Biden

Democrats, you can contact that Genius From Scranton (no, not Hal) at whitehouse.gov. You can order his new books “My Alternate Reality – It’s A Big F*cking Deal, Man!” and “When Chuck Stands Up, Recovery Summer Starts!”



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

VOTE DEMOCRAT SO THAT AFRICAN POTENTATES CAN STOP EATING EACH OTHER!

“You’d find these potentates from down in Africa, you know, rather than eating each other, they’d just come up and get a good square meal in Geneva.” - Fritz Hollings

Democrats, you can save a potentate today! Contribute to Michelle Obama’s new food programme “Potatoes For Potentates!” at whitehousegarden.gov.



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

VOTE DEMOCRAT SO THAT THE SOUTH CAN RISE AGAIN!!!

“I still want to be the candidate for guys with Confederate flags in their pickup trucks.” - Howard Dean

Disillusioned Democrats, you can contribute to the “Draft Dean, Yearghhh!!!” movement at www.DemocraticUnderground.com, www.DailyKos.com, and www.MichaelMoore.com. You can also pre-order the soon-to-be-released books: “The Dead Man’s Claw: My Quest To Arrest George W. Bush Will Last From Here To Eternity” by Harold F. Donahue.



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

A VOTE DEMOCRATS IS A FOR BLACK AND WHITE STRIPES!!!

"A zebra does not change its spots." - Al Gore

Democrats, keep your elected officials out of prison by contributing to the Democrat Liberation Fund at www.dlf.org. You can also purchase Blago wigs, Trafficante rugs, Jefferson simulated cold cash, Hastings’ law licences, and licence plates.



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

VOTE DEMOCRAT SO THAT WE CAN ALL BECOME MENTAL PATIENTS AND SPREAD THE INSANITY AROUND!

"This is still the greatest country in the world if we just steel our wills and lose our minds." - President Bill Clinton



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

A WIN FOR A DEMOCRAT IS A WIN FOR WINNIE!

"Winnie the Pooh seems to me to be a fundamental text on national security." — Obama foreign policy adviser, Richard Danzig

 Democrats, you can contribute to world peace by purchasing Mr Danzig’s new book “Organising The World With Winnie The Pooh and Winnie Mandela”



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR A "TICKLE ME" ERIC & ALVIN "ACTION FIGURE" GREEN CHRISTMAS STIMULUS!!!

"Now, they're saying I groped a male staffer. Yes, I did. Not only did I grope him, I tickled him until he couldn't breathe and four guys jumped on top of me. It was my 50th birthday." - Eric Massa

"Another thing we can do for jobs is make toys of me, especially for the holidays. Little dolls. Me. Like maybe little action dolls. Me in an army uniform, air force uniform, and me in my suit. They can make toys of me and my vehicle, especially for the holidays and Christmas for the kids. That's something that would create jobs. So you see I think out of the box like that. It's not something a typical person would bring up. That's something that could happen, that makes sense. It's not a joke." - Democratic Candidate for Senate, Alvin Green

PS: You actually can now buy your Alvin Green action figure -- multiple wardrobes and accessories included: http://deathby1000papercuts.com/2010/07/alvin-green-action-figures-now-available



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

VOTE DEMOCRAT BECAUSE EVERYONE KNOWS THAT CRACK-SMOKING, 'HO USING, EX-CONS MAKE BETTER PUBLIC OFFICIALS!

"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less." - Marion Berry

Democrats, you can contribute to Councilman Berry's crack n 'ho habit, er, 11th campaign at: www.dccouncil.washington.dc.us



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

VOTE DEMOCRAT SO THAT THE SECOND BLACK PRESIDENT CAN PARDON A "REAL" BLACK MAN!

"I'm blacker than Barack Obama. I shined shoes. I grew up in a five-room apartment. My father had a little laundromat in a black community not far from where we lived. I saw it all growing up." - Rod Blagojevich

Democrats, you can contribute to the defence fund of the stalwart public servant and exemplar of Chicago at its best at:  www.freeblago.com.  For just a $50 contribution, you will receive an autograph of Mr Blagojevich with his closest friends, Barack Obama and Alexi Giannoulias.

Also, if you feel as though you haven't been screwed enough by Broadway Bank, you can contribute your blood, sweat, tears, and money at:   www.alexiforillinois.com



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

A VOTE FOR DEMOCRAT IS A VOTE FOR A MURTHA MEMORIAL AND THE JACK MURTHA PENITENTIARY

Democrats, please help us.  We are unable to decide on which of Murtha's most erudite quotes to etch in stone for posterity.

"I just swallowed my socks and now my feet are cold."

"You're really the FBI?! Well... will you bribe me?"

"Sorry I missed this vote. I saw some scary looking teenagers on the street so I hid in my care until they went away."

"Get those cameras away from me! YOU'RE STEALING MY SOUL!"

"I put my shirt on backwards and now my neck is itchy."

"I have the votes! A leprechaun told me so!"

"There is a monkey in the Capitol and he stole my pills!"

"Our troops are murders! Murderers! And one of them put a computer chip in my brain! It keeps telling me to eat my vegetables, but I don't want to eat them! Get this chip out of my brain!"

"I think the Republicans might beat us on this bill. We better run away!"

"If you break open a Magic Eight Ball and drink what's inside, you see the future!"

"Okinawa is in Japan? When did we move it there?"

"I just took a total crap in my pants!"


Democrats, you can also help finance this wonderful tribute by contributing at:  www.murthaismyheroandIamthesotofscranton.  You are in luck:  For every $10 you donate, you will get both of Mr Murtha's best fan, Harold F. Donahue, books - "All I Know About Flying I Learned In Front Of Walmart On A Roll Of Quarters Budget" and "Running To Empty:  Bedpans and Their Maintenance".



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

VOTE DEBBIE WASSERMAN-SCHULTZ FOR MINISTRY OF INFORMATION!!!

"We actually have not required in this law that you carry health insurance." - Debbie Wasserman Schultz

Democrats, you can contribute to Ms Wasserman-Schultz's campaign at:  www.dwsforcongress.com.  For each $1,000 contribution, Debbie will autograph a copy of George Orwell's "1984" for you!



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

VOTE DEMOCRAT TO PARTY LIKE IT'S 1984!!!

"Go, balloons. I don't see anything happening. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. Stand by, confetti. Keep coming, balloons. More balloons. Bring them. Balloons, balloons, balloons! More balloons. Tons of them. Bring them down. Let them all come. No confetti. No confetti yet. No confetti. All right. Go, balloons. Go, balloons. We're getting more balloons. All balloons. All balloons should be going. Come on, guys! Let's move it. Jesus! We need more balloons. I want all balloons to go. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. Go, confetti. I want more balloons. What's happening to the balloons? We need more balloons. We need all of them coming down. Go, balloons. Balloons. What's happening balloons? There's not enough coming down. All balloons! Why the hell is nothing falling? What the f--- are you guys doing up there? We want more balloons coming down. More balloons. More balloons." - Don Mischer


"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR AWESOME INTELLIGENCE!

"I'm going to be honest with you -- I don't know a lot about Cuba's healthcare system. Is it a government-run system?" - John Forbes Heinz, er, Kerry

Democrats, you can support your team by becoming a member of the Ketchup Of The Month Club. "57 Varieties For 57 States: Every State Deserves A State Ketchup!"


"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR SMART, NAZI POWER!

"I did not support Operation Desert Fox." - Janeane Garofalo

My fellow Progressives, please help the real victims of Operation Desert Fox, the Palestinians.  "Mein Kampf" is now only ranked 6th on the bestseller list.  We must do something about this, now!  Please donate $100 to "Free Gaza" and I will personally autograph "The International Jew", "The Protocols of the Elders of Zion" and "Denial May Be A River In Egypt, But It Doesn't Run Through Auschwitz:  The True Story of the Holocaust That Never Happened" by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad.  All funds will go to supplying each Palestinian with a new copy of "Mein Kampf".



"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

A VOTE FOR PATTY MURRAY IS A VOTE FOR INFRASTRUCTURE SPENDING AND MUSLIM OUTREACH!

"He's (Osama bin Laden) been out in these countries for decades, building schools, building roads, building infrastructure, building day-care facilities, building health-care facilities, and these people are extremely grateful. We haven't done that." - Patty Murray- Democratic Senator Washington (speech to a high school honors class)

Democrats, you can contribute to Sneaker Patty at her website: www.pattymurray.com. Make sure to support Democratic Muslim Outreach by purchasing the Osama bin Laden Collector’s Edition Erector Set and Muslim World Monopoly!


"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

A VOTE FOR DEMOCRATS IS A VOTE FOR PEANUT FARMER EUTHANASIA!

"I'm 'Probably Superior' To Other Former Presidents" - Jimmy Carter 
 
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2010/09/20/carter_im_probably_superior_to_other_former_presidents.html


"VOTE DEMOCRAT FOR REALISM AND SANITY"

 VOTE DEMOCRAT TO BUY BIDEN A CLUE!

"I am second in line to be president." - Joe Biden

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17 September 2010

Total Tax Revenue As A Fraction Of GDP From 1950 - 2010


The total tax revenue as a fraction of GDP since 1950 averages 16.9%.

FY1950:  GDP - 293.7, Rev: 43.5,  Revas%GDP=  14.81%
FY1951:  GDP - 339.3, Rev: 56.7, Revas%GDP=   16.71%
FY1952:  GDP - 358.3, Rev: 71.8, Revas%GDP=  20.03%
FY1953:  GDP - 379.3, Rev: 74.2, Revas%GDP=  19.56%
FY1954:  GDP - 380.4, Rev. 75.8, Revas%GDP=  19.93%
FY1955:  GDP - 414.7, Rev. 71.9, Revas%GDP=  17.34%
FY1956:  GDP - 437.4, Rev. 81.3, Revas%GDP=  18.59%
FY1957:  GDP - 461.1, Rev. 87.1, Revas%GDP=  18.89%
FY1958:  GDP - 467.2, Rev. 86.0, Revas%GDP=  18.41%
FY1959:  GDP - 506.6, Rev. 85.5, Revas%GDP=  16.88%
FY1960:  GDP - 526.4, Rev. 99.8, Revas%GDP=  18.96%
FY1961:  GDP - 544.8, Rev. 101.3, Revas%GDP=  18.59%
FY1962:  GDP - 585.7, Rev. 99.7, Revas%GDP=  17.02%
FY1963:  GDP - 617.8, Rev. 106.6, Revas%GDP=  17.25%
FY1964:  GDP - 663.6, Rev. 112.6, Revas%GDP=  16.97%
FY1965:  GDP - 719.1, Rev. 116.8, Revas%GDP=  16.24%
FY1966:  GDP - 787.7, Rev. 130.8, Revas%GDP=  16.61%
FY1967:  GDP - 832.4, Rev. 148.8, Revas%GDP=  17.88%
FY1968:  GDP - 909.8, Rev. 153.0, Revas%GDP=  16.82%
FY1969:  GDP - 984.4, Rev. 186.9, Revas%GDP=  18.99%
FY1970:  GDP - 1,038.3, Rev. 192.8, Revas%GDP=  18.57%
FY1971:  GDP - 1,126.8, Rev. 187.1, Revas%GDP=  16.61%
FY1972:  GDP - 1,237.9, Rev. 207.3, Revas%GDP=  16.75%
FY1973: GDP - 1,382.3, Rev. 230.8, Revas%GDP=  16.69%
FY1974: GDP - 1,499.5, Rev. 263.2, Revas%GDP=  17.55%
FY1975: GDP - 1,637.7, Rev. 279.1, Revas%GDP=  17.04%
FY1976: GDP - 1,824.6, Rev. 298.1, Revas%GDP=  16.34%
FY1977: GDP - 2,030.1, Rev. 355.6, Revas%GDP=  17.52 %
FY1978: GDP - 2,293.8, Rev. 399.6, Revas%GDP=  17.42%
FY1979: GDP - 2,562.2, Rev. 463.3, Revas%GDP=  18.08%
FY1980: GDP - 2,788.1, Rev. 517.1, Revas%GDP=  18.55%
FY1981: GDP - 3,126.8, Rev. 599.3, Revas%GDP=  19.17%
FY1982: GDP - 3,253.2, Rev. 617.8, Revas%GDP=  18.99%
FY1983: GDP – 3,534.6, Rev. 600.6, Revas%GDP=  16.99%
FY1984: GDP – 3,930.9, Rev. 666.4, Revas%GDP=  16.95%
FY1985: GDP – 4,217.5, Rev. 734.0, Revas%GDP=  17.41%
FY1986: GDP – 3,930.9, Rev. 769.2, Revas%GDP=  19.57%
FY1987: GDP – 4,736.4, Rev. 854.3, Revas%GDP=  18.04%
FY1988: GDP – 5,100.4, Rev. 909.2, Revas%GDP=  17.83%
FY1989: GDP – 5,482.1, Rev. 991.2, Revas%GDP=  18.26%
FY1990: GDP – 5,800.5, Rev. 1,032.0, Revas%GDP=  17.79%
FY1991: GDP – 5,992.1, Rev. 1,055.0, Revas%GDP=  17.61%
FY1992: GDP – 6,342.3, Rev. 1,091.2, Revas%GDP=  17.21%
FY1993: GDP – 6,667.4, Rev. 1,154.3, Revas%GDP=  17.31%
FY1994: GDP – 7,085.2, Rev. 1,258.6, Revas%GDP=  17.76%
FY1995: GDP – 7,414.7, Rev. 1,351.8, Revas%GDP=  18.23%
FY1996: GDP – 7,838.5, Rev. 1,453.1, Revas%GDP=  18.54%
FY1997: GDP – 8,332.4, Rev. 1,579.2, Revas%GDP=  18.95%

FY1998: GDP – 8,793.5, Rev. 1,721.7, Revas%GDP=  19.58%
FY1999: GDP – 9,353.5, Rev. 1,827.5, Revas%GDP=  19.54%
FY2000: GDP – 9,951.5, Rev. 2,025.2, Revas%GDP=  20.35%
FY2001: GDP – 10,286.2, Rev. 1991.1, Revas%GDP=  19.37%
FY2002: GDP – 10,642.3, Rev. 1,853.1, Revas%GDP=  17.41%
FY2003: GDP – 11,142.1, Rev. 1,782.3, Revas%GDP=  16.01%
FY2004: GDP – 11,867.8, Rev. 1,880.1, Revas%GDP=  16.84%
FY2005: GDP – 12,638.4, Rev. 2,453.6, Revas%GDP=  17.31%
FY2006: GDP – 13,398.9, Rev. 2,406.9, Revas%GDP=  18.23%
FY2007: GDP – 14,077.6, Rev. 2,568.0, Revas%GDP=  18.74%
FY2008: GDP – 14,441.4, Rev. 2,524.0, Revas%GDP=  17.48%
FY2009: GDP – 14,119.0, Rev. 2,105.0, Revas%GDP=  14.91%
FY2010: GDP – 14,508.2, Rev. 2,162.7, Revas%GDP=  14.91%