Fundamentals From Ferguson

#FundamentalsFromFerguson

1. If you rob a store, it might not end so well for you.

2. If you steal (or even smoke) Swisher Sweets, it might not end so well for you.

3. If you assault a property owner, it might not end so well for you.

4.  If you commit an assault and battery on a shop owner/clerk, it might not end so well for you.

5. If you walk down the middle of a busy street, it might not end so well for you.

a) Possible alternative headline: '6'4", 300lb, 18 Year-Old Man Struck and Killed by Mack Truck While Walking In The Middle of Busy Street'    

#BugMeetsWindshield #GentleGiantMeetsGrille

6.  If you hang out with thugs, it might not end so well for you, especially when they hang you out to dry.

7. If you refuse an LEO order, it might not end so well for you.

8. If you assault a police officer, it might not end so well for you.

9. If you punch a police officer in the face, it might not end so well for you.

10. If you go for a police officer's truncheon, it might not end so well for you.

11. If you go for a cop's gun, it might not end so well for you.

a)  You might get killed.

   
          b) You might kill the cop, which might lead to a needle in your arm. 

          Either way...not so good.

12. If you charge a police officer, it might not end so well for you.

13.  If you burn down your neighbourhood, it might not end so well for you and don't be surprised when unemployment goes up.

14.  If you pal around with communists, anarchists, Palestinian radicals, organisers for ‘change’, revolutionaries, and black separatists groups like the New Black Panther Party and the RbG Black Rebels*, it might not end so well for you and don’t be surprised when your Momma’s cake store is attacked, your Auntie Juanita’s ‘Fashion R Boutique’ is destroyed, your brother, ‘J’, loses his job at Little Caesar’s because your 'friends' burned it down, and public opinion turns dramatically against you.

15. If you demand a bigger, more powerful government to take care of you, well, just remember that law enforcement, the IRS, the NSA, the CIA, the EPA, etc, ARE the government.  So quit your bitching.  What do you think happens when you allow the government to dictate every facet of your life in exchange for an EBT card and a little security?

'Those who would give up essential Liberty, to purchase a little temporary Safety, deserve neither Liberty nor Safety.'        

- Benjamin Franklin, 11 November 1755

16. If your effort, cause, and movement are celebrated by members of misogynistic, racist, homophobic, bigoted, child-abusing, xenophobic, tribalistic, antisemitic, Christophobic, maniacal, nihilistic, thin-skinned, homicidal, suicidal, totalitarian, 7th century death cult like those in ISIS and Al-Qaeda, YOU. ARE. DOING. IT. WRONG!

#FergusonDecision #LifeLessons

* ‘In case you were wondering, the RbG Black Rebels are ‘Pan Africanist, MilitaryMinded, Political Aware, Revolutionary but Gangsta Garveyites. Fighting forUhuru!’ Uhuru is a very radical black power movement in the United States.

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