Who Is Alex Jones, You Ask?

"I’ve always meant to ask. Who is Alex Jones?"

tommy71 on February 17, 2013 at 11:19 PM

Alex Jones is a Troofer and believer in every conspiracy theory that you’ve ever heard…and all of the ones that you have never heard.  If you read or listen to him, you will see every kind of conspiracy theory discussed that you can imagine:

Staged moon landing?

Check.

The government destroyed the original Moon (Or was it Mars? Maybe, we should ask Sheila Jackson-Lee?) landing tapes?

Check.

No tapes of the moon landing could possibly exist because of the Van Allen Radiation Belts?

Check.

The The CIA, MIC, KGB, CuIS, NVA, FBI, Jewish Mafia, Marcello, LBJ, Ed Clark, Billy Sol Estes, Clifton Carter, the Pentagon, USPHHS, Cutter Labs, the Secret Service, DPD, Howard Hunt, L, Ron Hubbard, the Black Panthers, SDS, PLO, Mossad, Morgus the Magnificient, Dr No, VRWC, Santa Claus, Bugs Bunny, George Jetson, Morticia Addams, Cousin Itt, Uncle Fester, Napoleon Solo, Illya Kullyakin, Phyllis Diller, the Rat Pack in retaliation for giving Marilyn a lethal Seconal enema, Major Bennett Marco, Raymond Shaw, Robert McNamara, John Seigenthaler, Sr., Mary Jo Kopechne, Jim Morrison, Jimi Hendrix, Micky Dolenz, Gary Powers, Elvis Presley, KKK, NSDAP, and a draq queen named Lypsinka killed Kennedy?

Check.

9/11 was an inside job?

Check.

The government painted nanothermite into the WTC buildings back in the early 1970s – when they were built – so that it could demolish them 30 years later as a pretext to removing Saddam Hussein’s WMD and steal Iraq’s oil?

Check.

The globalists, Bilderbergers, CFRers, and Tri-Lats are spraying people with chemicals through “chemtrails” so that they can control the population?

Check.

Juiceboxes make you gay?

Check.

The government is using MK-ULTRA (mind-control) on the entire population?

Check.

Fluoridated water turns men into women and boys into girls?

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The “New World Order” is plotting to depopulate the world population by 90% after which the remaining proles will slave for the elite, who will (through medical technology and organ harvesting — no doubt through vivisection) turn into some sort of humanoid, computerised lizardmen (OK, I threw in the lizardmen part), who will live forever — transhumanism — snacking on the babies of the disgusting humans that are worse than the lowest of cockroaches?

Check.

Sandy Hook was staged and no one died?

Check.

Jared Loughner and James Holmes are patsies of the CIA?

Check.

Charles Manson was an undercover agent of the government and the globalists so that “Helter Skelter” (a race war) could commence, which would destablise the society and give the president a reason to declare martial law?

Check.

Rick Perry belongs to a secret cabal that is attempting to take over the world with him becoming the Supreme Leader?

Check.

The Bilderbergers feast on gold-encrusted, roasted newborns?

Check.

Ron Paul and his followers are the only “true cons”?

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The Bohemian Grove is the site where politicians and world leaders, including Ronald Reagan, met to engage in homosexual sex?

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Spraying vinegar at the sky will “neutralise” and cause “chemtrails” to disappear…in the exact same time that it takes contrails to disappear?

Check.

  

I can continue, but you probably get the point.