BREAKING NEWS: Al Sharpton’s National Action Network Hollywood Task Force reaches historic deal with AMPAS. Beginning next year, everyone gets a participation trophy!
OK, not really, but what would the Oscars look like if they had their way? Here's what the new categories for the 2016 Academy Awards might look like...
Best Black Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Best Hispanic Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Best Asian-American Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Best LGBTQQIAAP Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture
Best Supporting Actress in a Motion Picture (open to all)
Best Black Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture
Best Hispanic Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture
Best Asian-American Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture
Best LGBTQQIAAP Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture
Best Supporting Actor in a Motion Picture (open to all)
Best Black Actress in a Motion Picture
Best Hispanic Actress in a Motion Picture
Best Asian-American Actress in a Motion Picture
Best LGBTQQIAAP Actress in a Motion Picture
Best Actress in a Motion Picture (open to all)
Best Black Actor in a Motion Picture
Best Hispanic Actor in a Motion Picture
Best Asian-American Actor in a Motion Picture
Best LGBTQQIAAP Actor in a Motion Picture
Best Actor in a Motion Picture (open to all)
Best Black Director of a Motion Picture
Best Hispanic Director of a Motion Picture
Best Asian-American Director of a Motion Picture
Best LGBTQQIAAP Director of a Motion Picture
Best Director of a Motion Picture (open to all)
Best Black Motion Picture
Best Hispanic Motion Picture
Best Asian-American Motion Picture
Best LGBTQQIAAP Motion Picture
Best Motion Picture (open to all)
And, the winner for Best Race Hustler in America?
Al, go up and accept your 'Oskkkar'!
Al, go up and accept your 'Oskkkar'!
Segregation! Everything old is new again!
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Don't they already have the BET Awards?
ReplyDeleteSlight correction Soph, there would not be a candidate for Best Asian. Brown people only (and Indians aren't really Brown-Brown, IYKWIM)
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