What Sergeant Ed Schultz Would Say If He Wasn't A Hypocritical, In-The-Tank, Left-Wing Hack...

'I mean, I mean, the South Koreans are basically saying what Ronald Reagan used to say, uh, you know, if they know we can hit 'em we're going to be peaceful. Absolutely! Give the nukes to the South Koreans! You're damn right! And put 'em right on the border. Absolutely! Peace through strength, right? Isn't that what righties are all about? I mean, I'm about that right now, maybe that makes me a righty all of a sudden for the next 15 seconds, I don't know. But look, if I'm in South Korea and I'm a citizen of that country and I'm relying on the United States, OK, I guess so, they got some ships out there, I want my own protection! Or am I wrong on that?'

- Sergeant Ed Schultz, 16 April 2013

Words Mr Ed could say, if he were consistent, but words that will never leave his lips...

'I mean, I mean, a lot of Americans are basically saying what Ronald Reagan used to say, uh, you know, if they know we can hit 'em they're going to be more peaceful and law-abiding. Absolutely! Give guns to Americans! You're damn right! And put 'em right in those high-crime areas.  Absolutely! Peace through strength, right? Isn't that what righties are all about? I mean, I'm about that right now, maybe that makes me a righty all of a sudden for the next 15 seconds, I don't know. But look, if I'm in high crime neighbourhood and I'm a citizen of this country with Second Amendment rights and I'm relying on local law enforcement, OK, I guess so, they got some patrol cars out there, I want my own protection! Or am I wrong on that?'

- What Sergeant Schultz will never say

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