Hello Kitty Weighs In On The Assault Weapons Ban a/k/a The Prohibition On Certain Guns With Cosmetic Changes That Make Them Look Skeery And Are Painted Skeery (And Racist!) Black Act of 1994

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I remember reading Ed over at HotAir wondering if a wiser tact would be to make them lezz skeeery lookin'.  You know, don't paint black.  I was at the very earliest stage of embarking on the road to swayedom when I saw this:

 

 THEY ARE NOT BLACK!