Causing Touré To Tourette All Over

M2RB:  Rose Royce, England 2003

Ooh, you might not ever get rich
But let me tell you it's better than digging a ditch
There ain't no telling who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief

Working at the car wash
Working at the car wash, yeah
Come on and sing it with me, car wash
Sing it with the feeling now, car wash yeah

Touré, we have nothing in common and I'm Meaner Than Coulter, but that's a S-E-R-I-O-U-S-L-Y fine looking kid you've got there.  Your baby momma doesn't have a lot of trouble with the cable necessitating a home visit by the cable guy, does she?

You wanker, there's a reason that you could only get a job on MSNBC.  Troofers, PalinUteristas, Mitt Romney's tax returns, Seamus, the Moon Landing staged on a Universal backlot, the right-winger that assassinated ever POTUS, jiggly breast cause earthquakes, etc, are welcomed with open arms.

But, even if you get to be too much for those barking spiderholes, there's always ... see M2RB.

This is the photo up-close.  If you can't find 3 obvious flaws, MSNBC is always hiring....



Of course, after the "Dude, where's your brain?" guffawing on Tweeter and Twitchy, he tried to do a Longoria.  Epic Fail.

Since I am in a Touré state of mind, Touré, I'll see your Subway Scuba Diver and raise you an underwater distance swimmer, who also happens to be a member of the Cult of Gaia...



Car Wash - Rose Royce

Ooh, you might not ever get rich
But let me tell you it's better than digging a ditch
There ain't no telling who you might meet
A movie star or maybe even an Indian chief

Working at the car wash
Working at the car wash, yeah
Come on and sing it with me, car wash
Sing it with the feeling now, car wash yeah

Ooh, come sommer, the work get's kind of hard
This ain't no place to be if you planned on being a star
Let me tell you it's always cool
And the boss don't mind sometimes if you act a fool

At the car wash, woah
Talking about the car wash, yeah
Come on y'all and sing it for me
Car wash, wooh, car wash yeah

(Work and work) Well those cars never seem to stop coming
(Work and work) Keep those waxin' machines humming
(Work and work) My fingers to the bone
(Work and work) Keep up, I can't wait till it's time to go home

Hey, get your car washed today
Be in our band, you don't have to pay
Come on and give us a play
Car wash, right away

At the car wash
Talking about the car wash yeah
Car wash yeah
Come on y'all and sing it with me
Car wash
Sing it with feeling
Car wash yeah

Wowowoh
(Car wash) Those cars never seem to stop coming
(Car wash, yeah) Keeps those rags and machines coming
(Car wash) Let me tell you it's always cool
(Car wash, yeah) And the boss don't mind sometimes if you, act the fool

At the car wash
Talking about the car wash yeah
Car wash yeah
Talking about the car wash yeah

Car wash
Car wash, yeah
Car wash
Car wash, yeah
Car wash
Car wash, yeah
Car wash
Car wash, yeah