M2RB: The Mold Monkies - Jimmy Carter Saved The Day
We were lost
Together apart
Couldn't find
The lust in our heart
"I can help,"
He said with a grin
"Soon you'll have
inflation again"
We never know all the right things to say
We made our own bolt of lightning
When Jimmy Carter saved the day
Together apart
Couldn't find
The lust in our heart
"I can help,"
He said with a grin
"Soon you'll have
inflation again"
We never know all the right things to say
We made our own bolt of lightning
When Jimmy Carter saved the day
"James: This is extraordinary.
Congratulations! Papa."
- Former President Jimmy Carter
Florida
is a two-party state meaning that it was a crime to record Mitt
Romney's statements at the fundraiser in May. Carter, IV, claims to
have obtained the video from the internet, except now that some of the
tape is "missing," he says that his "source" doesn't have the full tape
because it because of a defect. This was seconded by David Corn at
Mother Jones magazine.
I believe that Congressman Moonbat McDermott had to pay John Boehner $1 million because the FORMER (corrected) was ruled by a Federal court to have "participated in an illegal transaction when he accepted the tape."
Jimmah Cartah's grandson and David Corn maybe get to add "convict" to their resumes and it is possible, more so in the case of grandbaby, that somebody is gonna lose a lot of money! The First Amendment doesn't act as a shield for journalists criminal behaviour and Cartah has said that he was acting as a Democratic operative.
Oops! Jimma Cartah, IV, got run ovah by a Killer "Squirrel!!!" One would think that men named "J Carter" would have learned to stay away from small, furry animals....
I believe that Congressman Moonbat McDermott had to pay John Boehner $1 million because the FORMER (corrected) was ruled by a Federal court to have "participated in an illegal transaction when he accepted the tape."
Jimmah Cartah's grandson and David Corn maybe get to add "convict" to their resumes and it is possible, more so in the case of grandbaby, that somebody is gonna lose a lot of money! The First Amendment doesn't act as a shield for journalists criminal behaviour and Cartah has said that he was acting as a Democratic operative.
Oops! Jimma Cartah, IV, got run ovah by a Killer "Squirrel!!!" One would think that men named "J Carter" would have learned to stay away from small, furry animals....
Jimmy Carter and "The Killer Rabbit, the "Rorschach Test of the Carter Presidency."
PS: Can anyone do a parody of "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer?"
Jimmy Carter Saved The Day - The Mold Monkies
We were lost
Together apart
Couldn't find
The lust in our heart
"I can help,"
He said with a grin
"Soon you'll have
inflation again"
We never know all the right things to say
We made our own bolt of lightning
When Jimmy Carter saved the day
"Certain parts
can go on the fritz
Try this pill
It goes in your grits"
We never know all the right things to say
We got the urge, and it's frightening
'Cause Jimmy Carter saved the day
He worked hard
with peanuts for pay
Now we're primed
To roll in the hay
If your love
Is lost in a daze
Call the prez
He'll fix your malaise
We never know all the right things to say
We made our own bolt of lightning
When Jimmy Carter saved the day
It's okay
It's okay
It's okay
And the south, and the south, and the south, and the south,
And the south will rise again
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