Mitt to Harry: How' Does This Shitpie Taste?

M2RB:  Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot - Ludacris

 Hi Missy?
What's up fools?
You think I aint knowin yall broke Milli Vanilli
J.J. Fad wannabes aint over here gossiping bout me?
Yo how bout you buff these Pumas for 20 cents so your lights wont get cut off
You soggy breasts, cow stomachs
Yo take those baby GAP shirts off, too
You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party
Yo by the way, go get my album
Damn!

"The word's out that he hasn't paid ANY taxes for 10 years.  Let him prove that he has paid taxes,  because he hasn't."

- Senator Harry Reid

 "He already stated he would release his 2011 taxes. No new news other then he released what he said he would and surprise its only 14% less then half of what he complains the marginal rate is - 20.20%."

- Raul the Troll

Based on the most recent IRS data for 2009, the average tax rate (after deductions) paid by all Americans is 11 PERCENT. It is also clear that millionaires pay an average of 25%, while virtually every taxpayer earning under $100,000 pays an average rate of no more than 8% of their income in taxes. 

88 percent of all taxpayers pay 8 percent or less of their income in income taxes.

Which gets us back to Mitt Romney’s effective tax rate of 14%, after deductions. This rate is still higher than the average rate paid by taxpayers earning up to $200,000. There are about 136 million taxpayers who have adjusted gross incomes less than $200,000, or 97% OF ALL TAXPAYERS. SO EVEN WITH AN AVG TAX RATE OF 14%, ROMNEY STILL PAID A HIGHER AVG RATE THAN 97% OF HIS FELLOW AMERICANS.

The average rate is skewed due to millionaires, who pay rates on income from employment like athletes and executives. It is not evidence that Romney pays less than the average taxpayer.

Source: IRS 2009 Data, Table 1.2 http://www.irs.gov/pub/irs-soi/09in12ms.xls

Even at 14%, Romney Pays a Higher Rate than 97% of His Fellow Americans

 

Effective Tax Rates (taxes paid on tax return):

Bottom 20 percent (0-$17,000): -5.8 percent
 

Second 20 Percent ($17,000-$33,500): 1.3 percent
 

Middle 20 percent ($33,500-59,500): 9.2 percent
 

Fourth 20 Percent ($59,000-$103,500): 12.9 percent 

Top 20 Percent ($103,500+): 20.6 percent

WaPo Factchecker:  Obama’s misleading tweet on Romney’s taxes

Oh, and before you loons starts screaming about payroll taxes:

Currently, employees pay 4.2% of their wages in Social Security taxes, a rate that has been in effect since January 2011 (extended in 2012).

Self-employed persons pay a combined 10.4% in SS taxes, instead of the normal 12.4%, reflecting both the employer’s and the employee’s share of SS taxes.

Source: HR 3630, the Middle Class Tax Relief and Job Creation Act of 2012

http://thomas.loc.gov/cgi-bin/query/z?c112:H.R.3630

Employees pay 1.45% in Medicare taxes. Those self-employed pay 2.9% in Medicare taxes.

Thus, current payroll taxes are:

Employees: 4.2% + 1.45% = 5.65%

Self-employed: 10.4% + 2.9% = 13.3%

It also probably kills you that he only took 50% of the charitable deduction to which he was entitled in 2012, too.

Gossip Folks - Missy "Misdemeanor" Elliot - Ludacris

[People in background chatting]
Yo, yo yo move out of the way
We got missy Elliott coming through
Girl that is missy Elliott she lost a lot of weight
Girl I heard she eats one cracker a day
Oh well I heard the bitch was married to Tim and started fucking with Trina
I heard the bitch got hit with three zebras and a monkey
I can't stand the bitch no way

[Missy]
When I walk up in the piece
I ain't gotta even speak
I'm a bad mamajama goddammit motherfucker you ain't gotta like me
How you studying these hoes
Need to talk what you know
And stop talking bout who I'm sticking and licking jus mad it ain't yours
I know ya'll poor ya'll broke
Ya'll job jus hanging up clothes
Step to me get burnt like toast
Muthafuckas adios amigos
Halves halves wholes wholes
I don't brag I mostly boast
From the VA to the LA coast
Iffy kiffy izzy oh

[Chorus]
Musi ques
I sews on bews
I pues a twos on que zat
Pue zoo
My kizzer
Pous zigga ay zee
Its all kizza
Its always like
Its all kizza
Its always like
Na zound
Wa zee
Wa zoom zoom zee

[Missy]
When I pull up in my whip
Bitches wanna talk shit
I'm driving I'm glad and I'm styling
in these muthafuckas eyes did you see it?
I'm gripping these curbs
Skuur, did ya heard
I love em, my fellas, my furs
I fly like a bird
Chicken heads on the prowl
Who you trying fuck now
Naw you ain't getting loud
Better calm down for I smack your ass down
I need my drums, bass, high hats
Has to be my snare strings horns and
I need my Tim sound
right, left
Izzy kizzy looky here

[Chorus]

[Missy]
I don't go out my house shorty
You just waiting to see
Who gon roll up in the club and then report that next week
Just wanna see who I am fucking boy
Sniffing some coke
I know by the time I finish this line I'm a hear this on the radio

[Ludacris]
Yeah, uh huh, okay
Once upon a time in College Park
Where they live life fast and they scared of dark
There was a little nigga by the name of Cris
Nobody paid him any mind
No one gave a shit
Knowing he could rap
No one lifted a hands
So he went about his business and devised a plan
Made a CD and then he hit the block
50 thousand sold
Seven dollars a pop
Hold the phone
Three years later
Stepped out the swamp
With ten and a half gators
All around the world on the microphone
Leaving the booth smelling like Burberry cologne
Still riding chrome
Got bitches in the kitchen
Never home alone
And he's on the grind
Please let me know if he's on your mind
And respect you'll give me
Ludacris I live loud just like Timmy
Fuck, have to clear these rumors
I got a headache and it's not a tumor
Get up on my lap and get my head sucked tight
Sprayed so I never let the bed bugs bight
Hard to the core
Core to the rotten
Drop down turn around pick a bail of cotton (ya)

[Chorus]

[People in the background chatting]
Yo, straight up Missy killed that shit tonight for real
I know I know, I don't even care about her being preganant by Michael Jackson
You know what we should do
We should go get her album when it come out
There she go, there she go, there she
Hiiiii Misssy

[Missy]
Hi Missy?
What's up fools?
You think I aint knowin yall broke Milli Vanilli
J.J. Fad wannabes aint over here gossiping bout me?
Yo how bout you buff these Pumas for 20 cents so your lights wont get cut off
You soggy breasts, cow stomachs
Yo take those baby GAP shirts off, too
You just mad cuz Payless ran out of plastic pumps for the after party
Yo by the way, go get my album
Damn!