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09 June 2013

Fatwa: 'Sodomy For Jihad' Is Honourable

In Afghanistan, a suicide bomber targeting the new head of the Afghanistan National Directorate of Security, Asadullah Khalid, blew himself up with a bomb hidden in his anus.   No one else was killed, but Mr Khalid sustained severe abdominal wounds as well as injuries to his hands and arms.

Flashback (via Jim Hoft):  London-Based Shiite Cleric Abdallah Al-Khilaf: Wahhabi Fatwa Permits Sodomy to Widen the Anus as a Means to Jihad

MEMRI has the transcript:

Abdallah Al-Khilaf: First, we’d like to show you a fatwa, which appeared on the Lions of Sunna Internet forum. One Wahhabi wrote: “Dear Sheik, may Allah grant you martyrdom and black-eyed virgins in Paradise, I wanted to commit a martyrdom operation. I turned to Sheik Abu Dimaa Al-Qassab, who told me that they had invented a new and unprecedented form of martyrdom operations – explosive capsules are inserted into your anus.

“In order to train for this method of Jihad, you must consent to being sodomized for a period of time, so that your anus becomes wider, making room for the explosives.

My question is whether I am permitted to allow one of the mujahideen access to my anus, if my intentions are honorable, and the purpose is to train for Jihad by widening my anus. 

The sheik praised Allah and said: “In principle, sodomy is forbidden. However, Jihad is more important. It is the pinnacle of Islam. If sodomy is the only way to reach this pinnacle of Islam, then there is no harm in it. 

“The rule is that necessity makes the forbidden permissible. Something that is required in order to perform a duty becomes a duty in and of itself. No duty takes precedence over Jihad.

“Therefore, you must be sodomized… After you have been sodomized, you must ask Allah for forgiveness.

“Know, my son, that Allah resurrects the mujahideen on Judgment Day on the basis of their intentions. Allah willing, your intention is to support Islam. May Allah include you among those who heed His call.”

This is the fatwa that led a man a while ago to carry out a bombing attack against then Interior Minister Naif bin Abd Al-Aziz [sic].

Pssst, if you execute homosexuals, but sanction sodomy so that jihadis’ assholes can be larger so as to more easily accommodate bombs, you might just have a totally fucked up religion.

Just sayin'.

1 comment:

wbhickok said...


Surely you are jesting!


I'm sure this is some sort of funny Onion translation... No one or culture is that deviant nor stupid...

Oh wait, we are talking about the islamists...